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Post subject: Questions?
Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 4:39 am
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1. Why is it that you sound your best when you have to leave?

2. Why do you have to leave?

3. Why does it have to snow?

4. Do turkeys understand calenders, and if they do, do the start to stress out at the end of summer.

5. Will there ever be strings that don't have to be changed?

6. Is there medication that will help?


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Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 2:49 pm
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oxfan wrote:
1. Why is it that you sound your best when you have to leave?

2. Why do you have to leave?

3. Why does it have to snow?

4. Do turkeys understand calenders, and if they do, do the start to stress out at the end of summer.

5. Will there ever be strings that don't have to be changed?

6. Is there medication that will help?


Answers in the opinion of one...

1 - must have something to do with the beer.
2 - must have something to do with the beer.
3 - cool air aloft causes moisture droplets to freeze and stick together to add weight. This in turn, causes the frozen moisture to fall...but you already knew that, I can tell.
4 - The only Turkeys that I know of that understand any type of calendar work for the IRS and 'carve up' citizens with penalties each April 15th.
5 - Yes - they already exist... they are on basses that are never played.
6 - Can't help you with that one. I have a Doctorate, but not in medicine. :)

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Post subject: Re: Questions?
Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 3:01 pm
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Post subject: Re: Questions?
Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:38 pm
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Post subject: Re: Questions?
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:45 am
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The turkey thing still bothers me.


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Post subject: Re: Questions?
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:21 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 8:38 pm
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I am toasting Linnin with Makers Mark, right now. What he says.....

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Post subject: Re: Questions?
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:26 pm
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All you answers are there. Just insert the following alternate bridge lyrics:

It's not the way that you kill it that bothers the turkey
It's more the way you use the giblets, to make the graaaa-uh-veeeeee


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Post subject: Re: Questions?
Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:52 am
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So what you're saying is, get them drunk?


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Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:54 am
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So what you're saying is, get them drunk?


Sure…………. They drink "Wild Turkey"!

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Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 6:16 am
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I am toasting Linnin with Makers Mark, right now. What he says.....


:arrow: WOOT! :mrgreen: Thank You Steve! I love Markers Mark, and have visited that distillery twice. :D

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Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 8:57 pm
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Post subject: Re: Questions?
Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:34 am
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:arrow: More Makers Mark, Please! :D

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Hey! You guys are de-railing my thread! That doesn't make you bad people, in fact, I'm proud of you!

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Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:10 am
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