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Post subject: Your favorite chicken joke!
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 8:52 am
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A horse, a goat and a chicken walk into a bar. The horse orders a single malt scotch, the goat orders a Jamison and the chicken orders a draft. The bartender says to the chicken, "we don't serve your kind here." The chicken asks him, " Cluck, cluck, why not? Cluck, cluck!" To which the bartender replies, " Hey. this is a classy place, no fowl language."


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Post subject: Re: Your favorite chicken joke!
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 10:32 am
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My family laughs the following is the only joke on the entire planet that I dont screw up..

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show a possum it could be done....

(people who do not live in our area may not get it..1/2 of roadkill around here is possum)

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Post subject: Re: Your favorite chicken joke!
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:42 pm
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IT'S SO HOT IN TEXAS THAT...farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from 
laying boiled eggs!


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Post subject: Re: Your favorite chicken joke!
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:44 pm
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Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers.

One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the 95th birthday gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who moved to Florida .

The first said, "You know I had a big house built for Mama."

The second said, "And I had a large theater built in the house."

The third said, "And I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."

The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot who could recite the entire Bible. It took ten preachers almost 8 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $50,000 a year for five years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama only has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot will recite it."

The other brothers were impressed. After the celebration Mama sent out her "Thank You" notes.

She wrote: Milton , the house you built is so huge that I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."

"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home; I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."

"Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound and it can hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing, and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."

"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you so much."


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Post subject: Re: Your favorite chicken joke!
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 10:05 pm
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Post subject: Re: Your favorite chicken joke!
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 10:48 pm
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Juan was driving down a country lane in his pickup when suddenly a chicken darted into the road in front of him. He slammed on his brakes, but realized that the chicken was
speeding off down the road at about 30 miles an hour. Intrigued, he tried to follow the bird with his truck, but he couldn't catch up to the accelerating chicken. Seeing it
turn into a small farm, Juan followed it. To his astonishment, he realized that the chicken had three legs. Looking around the small farm, he noticed that ALL of the
chickens had three legs.

The farmer came out of his house, and Juan said, "Three-legged chickens? That's astonishing!"

The farmer replied, "Yep. I bred 'em that way because I love drumsticks."

Juan was curious. "How does a three-legged chicken taste?"

The farmer smiled. "Dunno. Haven't been able to catch one yet."

By the way, copying and pasting is o.k.


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Post subject: Re: Your favorite chicken joke!
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:17 pm
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What's a chickens favorite bass?

A Nate Mendel 71 Candy apple red P bass with a rosewood neck and black pick guard.

(Hey this is the P bass section so I made it ligit..)


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Post subject: Re: Your favorite chicken joke!
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:37 pm
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Why is it all the best chicken jokes come from Ohio?


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Post subject: Re: Your favorite chicken joke!
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 6:54 am
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Post subject: Re: Your favorite chicken joke!
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:35 pm
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Put up one in the win column for Pennsylvania!


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Post subject: Re: Your favorite chicken joke!
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:41 am
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Hysterical!! Warnergt seriously good giggle!

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Post subject: Re: Your favorite chicken joke!
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:22 am
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What's a Henway ???


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Post subject: Re: Your favorite chicken joke!
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:46 pm
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Post subject: Re: Your favorite chicken joke!
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 4:14 pm
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Post subject: Re: Your favorite chicken joke!
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:06 pm
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?









'Cuz he was too chicken.

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