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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:04 pm
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Well--- I had spaghetti once.......... naw, just kidding. A nail thru the thumb at 3? What were you doing playing with a hammer and nails?


STORY TIME!!!!!! :twisted:


My dad was dismantleing a dog house WHEN SUDENLY,he hit himself in the nose with the back end of of a hammer.So my mom being all scared said "DON'T GO BACK THERE!!!!! :evil: " so being only 3 I said in my head "ok,I'm board.I THINK I'LL GO BACK THERE AND HELP DADDY!!!!!! :D "
well needless to say,I didn't see that old wooden board with sharp rusty nails sticking out,And I triped on it.and next thing I knew, I was off to the E-ROOM. :wink: AND THATS WHY THE SKY IS BLUE.






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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:43 am
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ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

Today is a monumentous day (that word was a special creation because there are no words to properly emphasize the importance of this!)

The NICP is proud, pleased and perplexed in announcing the newest member of the NICP!

STRIKE UP THE BAND!

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BRING ON THE DANCING GIRLS!

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FOLLOWING ONE OF THE GREATEST HOLIDAYS OF OUR NATION, WE NOW HAVE CAUSE TO DECLARE YET ANOTHER GLORIOUS DAY!

TODAY WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE DAY NICP INDUCTED IT'S FIRST FEMALE MEMBER.

SHE HAS SHOWN ALL THE QUALITIES THAT MAKE NICP MEMBERS SPECIAL, AND QUITE FRANKLY, SHE'S SCARY AS HELL!

WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY,

WE WELCOME TO OUR RANKS!

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AUNTIE VELMA

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SHE BRINGS A SPECIAL QUALITY THAT STRENGTHENS OUR GROUP.

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AS OUR NEWEST MEMBER WE WELCOME YOU AND BESTOW ALL THE RIGHTS AND PRIVILEGES THAT GO WITH MEMBERSHIP.


AS ALWAYS, JUST A REMINDER, ONCE YOU CHECK IN, YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE!

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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:31 pm
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mmmmm popcicle. after nochos.

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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:11 pm
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Sweezott SB jazz with blocks dude- what's up with that? Did you get that? What happened to the BP gas ?

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Oh yeah- I rented this for the beach next week. Anyone want to cruise? Let me know.


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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:46 pm
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Hey kid what's up?


nothing it's just that I really like bananas. :P

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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:13 am
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stroker vance wrote:
Sweezott SB jazz with blocks dude- what's up with that? Did you get that? What happened to the BP gas ?

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Oh yeah- I rented this for the beach next week. Anyone want to cruise? Let me know.


I went to the Outer Banks one year and went out cruising by myself listening to Victor B and Victor W and Jaco and those guys and I saw that Hatarus was down at the end of this road that ran down the coast. It was great-- uninhabited beach for about 50 or so miles. Nothing-- just beach and Ocean. I'd love to take an old Jalopy and cruise down there. That was about 8 years ago. I hope the place isn't full of Hotels now. That's my luck though. It's almost to where if you want virgin beach you have to leave the country I would think. I could be wrong.


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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:14 pm
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while waiting for the henweigh pics i'm hanging around with joe bonamassa live in montreux 2010...
absolutely fabulous, what a genius! 8) (get it somehow or pm me..)

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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:33 pm
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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:51 pm
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The Guitars of a Bass Player...


sure you're a bass-player... wanna see the mine? :wink:

btw, thanks for the henweigh pic... think it's a bit big for my purposes. :mrgreen:

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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:13 pm
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Sabre Lane wrote:
Hey Chef!
Did you just tell Spaghetti you'd show him yours if he showed you his? :?


by hitting the send-knob i knew that some of you clowns must mislead it....
honni soit qui mal y pense! :roll:

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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:40 pm
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Sabre Lane wrote:
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Hey Chef!
Did you just tell Spaghetti you'd show him yours if he showed you his? :?


by hitting the send-knob i knew that some of you clowns must mislead it....

Yeah, you left yourself wide open on that one...
You're lucky Uncle Bob isn't here, or there'd probably be pictures to boot. :)

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honni soit qui mal y pense! :roll:

I had NO clue what you said, so I ran it through Babelfish and it still doesn't make sense. It said: "honni is which badly thinks of it"....
:? :? :? :?


the http://dict.leo.org/forum/viewUnsolvedq ... de&lang=de sais: Evil to him who evil thinks. :wink:

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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:59 pm
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Sabre Lane wrote:
low-Hz-blow wrote:
the http://dict.leo.org/forum/viewUnsolvedq ... de&lang=de sais: Evil to him who evil thinks. :wink:

Übel zu ihm, den Übel denkt
Does this make any sense to you?


in german it says: ein schelm, der schlechtes dabei denkt... (a rogue who thinks evil about)
the french version is well known in europe as a catchphrase. the background of it is that certain sentences can be turned into different meanings... so the answer to it is:
honni soit qui mal y pense... got that? :mrgreen:

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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:01 pm
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Sabre Lane wrote:
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Ummmmm..... Dude..... That's a rooster.... :P


Precisely.....simply divide the weight by Pi, then multiply by 1.33333333333333333333333333333, and you'll have the METRIC answer to the question, "What's a henweigh?"

(remember, The Chef prefers the Metric system, and we ARE a service organization!)

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But dude.... Multiplication does not turn a rooster into a hen.... :?


in the metric system it does... want some rooster egg? :mrgreen:

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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:17 pm
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pbassbob wrote:
Here's your answer! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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this is a metric scale... and the bird on it is a hen, not a rooster, yo' smarties!!!

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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:19 pm
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anabody have any FLIZZZLE BURPLES ? :|

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