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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:36 am
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well luckily no electronics were harmed in the making of this story...

it was all well contained in the laundry room, and man that is a bad feeling, i'm surprised my house hasn't floated away yet, we've had nothing but problems with water and drainage and toilets and sinks, showers, tube, outdoor faucets, whatever since we've moved into the house, but it's an old house so you get what you get right :D

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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:39 am
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why is this thread called NCIP when we're the NICP ?

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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:47 am
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why is this thread called NCIP when we're the NICP ?



piles behind the dog happens
and the same goes for NICP!!!
(not everything must have a reason... :mrgreen: )

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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:17 am
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low-Hz-blow wrote:
josey wales wrote:
why is this thread called NCIP when we're the NICP ?



piles behind the dog happens
and the same goes for NICP!!!
(not everything must have a reason... :mrgreen: )



MMMM NICP PILES :D

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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:15 am
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Hows this for bass player revenge ? I was engaged to be married and my wife to be wanted to get matching tatoo's,both of us have them already but mine are a bit more noticable even when I dress up,hers is a half sleeve from her middle bicep way up to her shoulder,down around the back of her neck and around the front and down 1/2 way on her chest.
I will NEVER get a g/friend,wife,dog or cat's name tatoo'ed on my body,its bad luck and most tatoo artists will advise against them,so seeing how I had just re-built a 78 Musicmaster shorty bass and she was starting to learn from me on how to play it we decided on a Bass-clef(see where its going) :idea:
I have no room on my arms left to use(full sleeves)so we agreed on the neck,I had one side left open and she had open canvas,I got mine its about 3 1/2' tall and 4' wide,about the size of a pack of cigs,I am an ex powerlifter so my neck(lack of)can hold a big tat w/out it looking dumb,so she opted for the same location and a 1/2 inch smaller in both height and width,but she is less than half my size(me 325lbs)but the tats are very close in size.
So she ended up with a GIANT bass clef on her neck/face and not an shred of bass playing ability or desire to learn and best of all EVERYTIME SHE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR SHE WILL HAVE TO THINK OF ME REGAURDLESS OF WHETHER SHE WANTS TO OR NOT.
This was'nt planned but I had to leave because she started to drink heavy and party once again,I refused to live like that again and not watch some-one I love killing themselves so I bounced but NOT BEFORE THE CURSE OF THE GIANT BASS CLEF!
PS:I told her NOT to do it,I'm kinda glad she did'nt listen because I can now say"I told'ya so" ! :mrgreen:

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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 3:19 pm
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josey wales wrote:
why is this thread called NCIP when we're the NICP ?


It's difficult to type when you're floating.....

:lol: :lol: :lol:


NICP Classic! :D :D :D :lol: :mrgreen:

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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 3:33 pm
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URGENT! Essential reading for all NICP Members!

'A circus in Worcestershire is offering people "clown-selling" to get over their fears of the smiley entertainers.

Paul Carpenter, who performs as Popol the Clown, will be offering the therapy at John Lawson's Circus when it visits Studley from 24 to 26 June.

He said he had noticed an increasing number of people telling him they suffered from coulrophobia - fear of masks and disguises.

He said he thought horror films with clowns could be the source of the fear.

Mr Carpenter said characters such as Pennywise, the murderous clown in Stephen King's novel It, and the evil criminal mastermind the Joker in Batman, had contributed to the view of clowns as "scary".

He said: "We want to say to people 'give us a chance' - we're not all crazed psycho killers.

"We had more and more people saying to us 'keep away, we're scared', so we decided to do something positive about it."'

Further reading: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-13774062

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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:04 pm
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Further to that Pennywise alert, we have a picture of an actual counselling session in progress :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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NB the expession on the poor guy's face - he's expecting to float with immediate effect :twisted:

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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:15 pm
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Is anyone recording this ummm.... for posterity?
The world can learn from us.....
For WE ARE BASS PLAYERS! :twisted: 8) :lol:



Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the N-I-C-P,
It's fun to stay at the N-I-C-P.

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys...


(oops, i forgot the band's name but they were the real pop-clowns...
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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:24 pm
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(oops, i forgot the band's name but they were the real pop-clowns...
-and the reason of my coulrophobia) Image


Crusin' Switzerland :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

http://youtu.be/CS9OO0S5w2k

Those Village People have much to answer for :twisted:

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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:55 pm
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Popol! Popol?? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! He's my cousin. Laziest clown in the world. He's so lazy, he'll conduct these seminars instead of stalking and hunting.

He was here about a month ago, he had a nice time but said the food was too rich!


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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:55 pm
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Sabre Lane wrote:
DUDE! :shock:

I don't want to explain about "The Village People" to you out here, but I'm pretty sure you don't want to be quoting them. :mrgreen:


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Crusin' Switzerland :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

http://youtu.be/CS9OO0S5w2k

Those Village People have much to answer for :twisted:


sabre and pvtele, to forget that band's name was a graceful amnesia... and now you remembered me and spoiled all, my coulrophobia hits me most strongly, i'm scared and confused... help me mommy!!!
(pv, to see and hear them was even worse!!! and i thought no one here would pronounce the unsayable... :? )

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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:25 am
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There, there, Chef. Nothing to worry about, really. Pennywise is a very different clown to that lot (thank goodness :shock: ) - and in any case, you're already floating. Woks make excellent coracles :mrgreen:

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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 6:44 am
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Sabre Lane wrote:
low-Hz-blow wrote:
Sabre Lane wrote:
Is anyone recording this ummm.... for posterity?
The world can learn from us.....
For WE ARE BASS PLAYERS! :twisted: 8) :lol:



Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the N-I-C-P,
It's fun to stay at the N-I-C-P.

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys...


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-and the reason of my coulrophobia) Image

DUDE! :shock:

I don't want to explain about "The Village People" to you out here, but I'm pretty sure you don't want to be quoting them. :mrgreen:



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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 6:45 am
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TODAY WILL BE REMEMBERED AS A TRULY REMARKABLE DAY AS WE WELCOME OUR NEWEST MEMBER INTO THE SEWER!!!

STRIKE UP THE BAND!!!

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I NOW INTRODUCE TO YOU, BESTOWING ALL RIGHTS AND PRIVILEGES OF THE NICP!










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