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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 9:18 am
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Tsk,tsk,tsk! Where's your banner?

As I told Uncle Bob... I don't do evil clowns...
(Or any clown bigger than the one in my sig.)
Deal with it! :twisted:


or any clown bigger than the one you are? :mrgreen:

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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 12:37 pm
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****** applause, applause**** cheers and one "hurumph.......::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Thank you.... (applause)Thank you (cheers).... okay already!!!...............(silence)

Friends, Fellow Members, Expatriots, and Gerble faced Hamsters............. I have taken it upon myself to address the NICP on this day, and being of unsound mind, double vision and really big red floppy shoes,,,, I will now lead the charge( not withstanding the perplexity of inner most consiuosness) to now bring forth the longheld bad spelling of myself in order to recommend that Pennywise otherwise known as "Oxfan" be nominated and ordained as the new "President High Priest Pro Temp Almost" (PHPPTA = pronounced "fipta" ) for the loose organization of "The New Insane Clown Possie".

********* HOORAY, APPLAUSE ,CHEERS, MORE CHEERS, and one" hurumph"

It is said that in most endeavors that things indicate the direction of the things that indicate the direction of the indication. What that means,,,,????????? I don't know.

So without further a dew --- Friends, Factors, and Hangers On, I bring to you in a very obtruse manner-- THE NEW " FIPTA" OF THE NEW INSANE CLOWN POSSIE ....... " OXFAN PENNYWISE" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

********* Just tons of APPLAUSE, CHEERS , NOISE, A CANNON GOING OFF, PEOPLE PASSING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, etc. and of course one "hurumph".

ALL HAIL FIPTA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHEERS OUT THE $@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let us say a clowns prayer,;;;;; Dear Gertrude,,,,,, even if my flower won't squirt, my flashpaper has become humid and my tricycle has become too small, please see me thru the languish of Circus Tents in the sky and lay me down in fields of onion gum. I shall be waiting. Amen.


**** "Hail to the Chief" plays on a record player all kind of scratchy and whatnot.....


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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 3:59 pm
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stroker vance wrote:
****** applause, applause**** cheers and one "hurumph.......::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Thank you.... (applause)Thank you (cheers).... okay already!!!...............(silence)

Friends, Fellow Members, Expatriots, and Gerble faced Hamsters............. I have taken it upon myself to address the NICP on this day, and being of unsound mind, double vision and really big red floppy shoes,,,, I will now lead the charge( not withstanding the perplexity of inner most consiuosness) to now bring forth the longheld bad spelling of myself in order to recommend that Pennywise otherwise known as "Oxfan" be nominated and ordained as the new "President High Priest Pro Temp Almost" (PHPPTA = pronounced "fipta" ) for the loose organization of "The New Insane Clown Possie".

********* HOORAY, APPLAUSE ,CHEERS, MORE CHEERS, and one" hurumph"

It is said that in most endeavors that things indicate the direction of the things that indicate the direction of the indication. What that means,,,,????????? I don't know.

So without further a dew --- Friends, Factors, and Hangers On, I bring to you in a very obtruse manner-- THE NEW " FIPTA" OF THE NEW INSANE CLOWN POSSIE ....... " OXFAN PENNYWISE" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

********* Just tons of APPLAUSE, CHEERS , NOISE, A CANNON GOING OFF, PEOPLE PASSING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, etc. and of course one "hurumph".

ALL HAIL FIPTA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHEERS OUT THE $@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let us say a clowns prayer,;;;;; Dear Gertrude,,,,,, even if my flower won't squirt, my flashpaper has become humid and my tricycle has become too small, please see me thru the languish of Circus Tents in the sky and lay me down in fields of onion gum. I shall be waiting. Amen.


**** "Hail to the Chief" plays on a record player all kind of scratchy and whatnot.....



Thank you so very much, I am honored by your accolades and promise to do worthy to my newly appointed office.

While there may be some who only wish they had said all this first, one has to look closely at those around themselves and underfoot to know who stands by their side.

The future looks bright for NICP. Very soon there will be two new additions to our group and an Honorary Ringmaster! Who it is will be a huge surprise, of which you'll be very happy!

We will move forward within and through these electronic walls to bring the message of NICP to the masses. We shall take no prisoners, we will only liberate!

Stand tall and be proud in knowing that you are the best of the best.

Again, thank you for this honor.




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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 4:05 pm
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I now have oxfan's portrait in my sig....

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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 5:10 pm
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I wish to be an inspiration, someone who will elevate our cause and make us all better at what we do!

With that, my first mandate will be:

Have a cold one!


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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 5:32 pm
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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 6:31 pm
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Special announcement from The NICP!

Strike up the band!


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Bring on the dancing girls!

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We of the NICP welcome our newest members:

lawsuitbass and Retroverbial

These fine examples of charasmatic distinction are looked upon as excellent additions to an already extraordinary group.

Again, welcome to the fold, we are all excited and pleased with your becoming members.

Just a reminder, once you're NICP, you may never leave!


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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 6:48 pm
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A VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE NICP!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Wt4XlXUrc

We of the NICP are extremely happy to announce the appointment of one of the finest gentlemen of the Fender Forum and the greatest help to bassists everywhere. He has worked tireless hours on his own site providing a place for all of us to find answers to questions that would otherwise be unanswered.

Because of this we of the NICP now wish to honor:


brotherdave

as our Honorary Ringmaster!

This distinction gives you access to all the rights, privileges and benefits of membership in the NICP.


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As with all new members we always remind you, once you're in, you may never leave!


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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 7:58 pm
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Here, Here, There, There and Eveywhere. The membership is growing at an alarming rate.


Anyone wishing to be sponsored for membership can contact the "Renegade Trouble Maker Bass Player Society" a division of the NICP USA and EUROPE copyright 2011 . What will happen after you contact the RTMBPS is anyones guess.


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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 3:20 am
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That even scares me!


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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 9:38 am
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This is the end of the world?
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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 12:53 pm
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Sabre Lane wrote:
Hallo Robert!
Es ist eine Schande, der Pennywise Sie nicht in das NICP in Ihrer gebürtigen Zunge begrüßte. :wink:



Das es goot????


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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 1:20 pm
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Attention / Achtung

News is coming in from the Yumbobwi Peninsula in South Africa that there has been a mishap concerning Pennywise Clown. It is said he has been injured or possibly killed in a walking accident. Stay tuned for further news. Pennywise was recently photographed at Abby Road in England in a cross walk with no shoes on. Sources say it is a staged Photo with an imposter dressed as P C.
The photo was taken over a week ago.

More later................. Brinz Finhelm ( PU News Corp.)


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Post subject: Re: NCIP
Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 2:23 pm
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Attention / Achtung

News is coming in from the Yumbobwi Peninsula in South Africa that there has been a mishap concerning Pennywise Clown. It is said he has been injured or possibly killed in a walking accident. Stay tuned for further news. Pennywise was recently photographed at Abby Road in England in a cross walk with no shoes on. Sources say it is a staged Photo with an imposter dressed as P C.
The photo was taken over a week ago.

More later................. Brinz Finhelm ( PU News Corp.)


No that was me, the Yumbobwi incident was an imposter, it may have been fjbass, he hasn't been aroud for a long time. R.I.P.

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Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 3:53 pm
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