Hey, guys! Check out my new MIM Strat! No gig bag here either... Hmmm.. where do I start..?

Place the parts in an 8-quart casserole dish; add one phillips screwdriver, one pair of needle-nose pliers, one soldering iron, and one pint of genuine sunburst guitar paint; stick it in a pre-heated oven and bake at 375º for 45 minutes, stirring periodically. Guitar is done when you hear the opening riff to "Layla".