Her name is Midnite and she's tossed her hat in the ring for next year's election. Her tone is so melodic that she'll make everyone forget about all the trouble and turmoil in the world. She'll defend the country by putting up her Wall of Sound that will overwhelm all enemies. Introducing the next Guitar President of the United States -- here she is, dressed in her sexiest black:



Now -- she needs a running mate. Anybody got and candidates they want to endorse??

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"It's about sound and sound alone. Looks are irrelevant. You can have the best-looking guitar on earth, but if the sound isn't there it is nothing more than a beautiful piece of trash. The sound it makes is the soul of any guitar."

Do you have a birth certificate to prove she is REALLY American? If you don't, FOX news will be talking about it for months, which I suppose is a lot of free publicity for you! Would you consider a Telecaster for a running mate? It would appeal to a larger segment of voters!

Long as it says "Fender" on the headstock, it's fine with me. I got a Tele to, but she's an MIM and can't run.

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"It's about sound and sound alone. Looks are irrelevant. You can have the best-looking guitar on earth, but if the sound isn't there it is nothing more than a beautiful piece of trash. The sound it makes is the soul of any guitar."

Well, a guitar can't exactly run the government, but at least it would spend less....

And the 'sound bites' would be a whole lot better than the babbling heads we must endure with people in charge!

Oh I can't believe you all...the running mate has to be a Fender AMP

T2

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What time is it? It's Fender Time.

Preferably a pre-CBS Super Reverb!



Arjay

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"Here's why reliability is job one: A great sounding amp that breaks down goes from being a favorite piece of gear to a useless piece of crap in less time than it takes to read this sentence." -- BRUCE ZINKY

Hmmm Ground breaking, she'll not only be your first black female president, but also the first made almost entirely of wood.

(if you don't count George W Bush)

Clinton always had wood

It's a long stretch of the imagination to believe the clowns in Washington today can run a government. I think the guitar could do a much better job.

How about a Fender/Squire presidential ticket versus a Gibson/Epiphone ticket.

The Gibson will make lots of promises but fail to deliver. The Epiphone will be the squeaky VP sidecick

Fender wins in a landslide.

You need a boutique guitar to be running mate--something gorgeous and rich that nobody knows well, except they're "supposed to be really great"....

A Collins or a Taylor would suffice, or perhaps a G&L.

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Good Vibes To Y'all!



Screamin' Armadillos
Texas Roadhouse Music
Guitar/Slide Guitar/Harp/Vocals

Strat / Tele ticket would win.