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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:57 pm
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the one and only Vinny wrote:
oink oink oink


You're really hoggin that strat eh Vin :lol:


No one was on about Marmot's mate.
You're getting these

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Confused with this

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You could spread a marmot on your toast I suppose. You'd have to scrape it up off the road first though. :wink:

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nikininja wrote:
the one and only Vinny wrote:
oink oink oink


You're really hoggin that strat eh Vin :lol:


No one was on about Marmot's mate.
You're getting these


Confused with this



You could spread a marmot on your toast I suppose. You'd have to scrape it up off the road first though. :wink:


Actually marmots love Marmite!!

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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:08 am
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gday niki and twelvebar its the marmot hahahahahhahahaha thats whats in marmite but we stopped that in Australia and now make a spread of our emblems, some like the taste but I prefer the marmot yes I always hog the stratocasterblastermaster oink oink oink blaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaa ITS SPRINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG have started planting some trees and veges and also have the marmot traps ready to go they are considered pests but so cute we eat them eat my crow marmot you maingy squirel


has this thread been hijacked its about playing your stratocaster with feelings and love watch the marmot play the guitar, I watched Alvin and the chipmonks last night hahahaha sounded like my youtube song where I sing like a chipmonk ITS GONE VIRAL im now officially famoussssssssssssssssssssssssssssss snorts like a hog just ate the marmot


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Here is our pesky little varmints ..... marmites... varmite... vegimites....
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But, since they are protected, we all explicitly obey the rules and shoot them all so they do not eat our veggies-----veggimates (you blokes) where they sell vegimate.....
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:41 am
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bla and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa to you tooo mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hes so delicious ill wrap him in a breadroll and chew his little head off piss off you rat like cridder ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my skins breaking out in spots just looking at it shoves a tablespoon of marmot down its throat


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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:53 am
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The stratocaster guitar is like an athlete, it needs to be stretched and warmed up:
1. Place guitar back to chest
2. place one hand on fretboard neck front and the other hand on jack input and then push hard and firmly against your rib cage
3. When you hear a slight snapping sound either your ribs or the neck its ready to be played bites the head of the marmot and runs blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:32 pm
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blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa check out my other band Drops Of Light at Thedropsoflight at youtube channel, it has our 2 hits of the late eighties Halleys Comet and Never Knew The Way as well as a ''Live Studio '' rehearsal, my bro and I were powered by Gibson Sgs in those days but in Halleys Comet and Never Knew The Way the lead guitarist had a beautiful black custom Stratoblaster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! blaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Aussie rock at its best and finest we kicked assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss oink oink oink
This live studio rehersal is very rare and we didnt even know it existed its a blast from 1991 enjoy compare Drops Of Light to Vinny Pop its all original


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Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:14 pm
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vinnypop wrote:
3. When you hear a slight snapping sound either your ribs or the neck its ready to be played



You also might be ready to go to the hospital ... if it's your ribs.

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Hmmmm, what's going on?


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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 1:34 am
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blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa muramasa674
just having fun chill out its all good we need to whack the stratocaster hard it can take it oink oink oink hahahhahahahahahah orvilleowner you caddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd snap that neck off your strat now and put more grease in your fingers


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bacalaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twacalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hi all
When attacking the stratocaster on stage we must stand like that great guitarist Zaccccccccccccccccccccc Wylde
Hold guitar real low to your groin and spread your legs as far as possible till pain strikes your crotch area and then before you let it rip pull a face like a wounded mule, this will allow the stratocaster to SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
in your hands oink oink oink blaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa or bcalaaaaaaaaaaaa and twcalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im confused now


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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:24 pm
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Now Vin theres a problem you can help me with. I can't get my guitars low enough and still reach em. Basicaly I look like a shaved ape. Short legs, normal length arms and a very long body.
So how do I wear my guitar low and still be able to put a hand on it?

I could really do with your perculiar input on this one mate.

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nikininja wrote:
Now Vin theres a problem you can help me with. I can't get my guitars low enough and still reach em. Basicaly I look like a shaved ape. Short legs, normal length arms and a very long body.
So how do I wear my guitar low and still be able to put a hand on it?

I could really do with your peculiar input on this one mate.

I have the opposite problem. I am only 4 feet, 3 inches (129 cm) tall and when I hold my Strat, it is nearly on the floor already. So doing this is pretty hard as my arms are very short too and the guitar is nearly touching the tops of my pink tennis shoes. So what should I do?????

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gday niki and xhefri the problem is simple forget the low slung mule face look crotch playing style and go for the opposite.....be John Lennon wear the guitar ontop of your chest man boobs then you can also pluck the strings with your tongue if you drop the pic blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and double twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa seee theres always answer to your problems oink oink oink


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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:09 am
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If your upset with your band or a venue who pays you nothing this is recommended, I have tried it but never for this purpose. 2 beans the red and lima bean mixed in curry powder and chilli then boiled and flavoured. Within 2 hours it will start. The beauty is that your pants will be clean but the methane smell is the worst I know of. Revenge is sweet and very smelly. PS Dont use your fave strat as the fumes can eat into the paintwork. My wife gave me this a few nights ago blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


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