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vinnypop
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This is the if page where we can dream and escape ill start it off


If I asked you IFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I could stay at your home and bring my best strat for us to jam for 2 days and then stayed for 3 months sent you broke ate all your food and flirted with your wife would you still be my friend ? hmmm
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Suuuuuuurrrrrre! If you could stand being around me for two days straight, and if you want to risk losing your best Strat when I kick you out for bumming too much and flirting with the wife, then sure, come on over! :lol: But, I doubt if we would be friends after that......unless you came back with another Strat to try again...... :lol:

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hahahahahhahha thats a good answer blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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You would have never lasted 3 days.....I have a way....like, hey, I have some work for you to do, see this pile of wood? I need to have you split it ALL before LUNCH.....guarantee you will be gone is 3 days....
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fenderstrat1963 wrote:
If the giraffe could leap pound for pound as high the grasshopper it would avoid a lot of trouble


I think that would cause a lot of trouble. You imagine if every giraffe in every zoo suddenly decided to hop the wall. You'd never get any sleep for the clippety clop of giraffe hoofs on your roof. Then theres the threat to air traffic too.

Vin my missus would see you off mate, so no threat there. We'd use you as a live in babysitter. The eldest would soon drive you crackers.

Yeah I reckon we'd be mates after you run off.

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Wow all great stuff and all that wood you will never go cold but 3 days of spliting that would destroy any guitarist and his hands


If I had a brain well I have got one but sometimes the decisions ive made in life I wonder

better than if is IFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF we say


WHENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

maybe the combination of IFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF and whennnnnnnnnnnnn


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Vinnypop, Iiiiiiffffffffffff you were to come over my place for 3 days, you would leave holding a fully sick burnt Strat and preaching the word of :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
SATAN!!!!

Whennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn you have finished touring with me on the highway to hell and back after shredding the fretboard of our Strats at every bar on the trip, I would knight you Sir Vinny "SATAN" Pop.

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nikininja wrote:
fenderstrat1963 wrote:
If the giraffe could leap pound for pound as high the grasshopper it would avoid a lot of trouble


I think that would cause a lot of trouble. You imagine if every giraffe in every zoo suddenly decided to hop the wall. You'd never get any sleep for the clippety clop of giraffe hoofs on your roof. Then theres the threat to air traffic too.

We could get Nevin to stand on top of planes armed with a high pressure hose as they flew past giraffe-prone areas. One squirt and the plane is safe. Oops... wrong thread... :shock: :)

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