Whats the crack with Fender at the moment? A number of forum users have expressed difficulty in obtaining certain models. Yesterday I spent a little time looking on the net for an American Standard to come across a dealer that stated Fender have ceased production until september. Why?

President Obama has ordered all private companies be run by the government to ensure proper quality control. Therefore the red tape, taxes, and government inspections have been quadrupled, making fender guitars as hard to obtain as a white male getting college scholarship.



kidding of course.