This is wild.

Thanks Vinny.

May I scratch Lonely Boy?

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My other guitar is a Strat.

Vinny serves up the dinner.
Splat splat splat splat
''whats this where is the beef?'' Larry Swag
''Where are the veges and potatoes?'' Lisa
'' I decided to make everyone happy and minced it all up in the blender like mash potatoes'' Vinny Pop
'' What do you think Im an old man about to die and dont have any teeth?'' Larry Swag
'' Go easy on him it must taste ok'' Rebecca
'' It looks like spew'' Larry Swag
''blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'' Vinny Pop
'' It tastes ok try it Larry'' Rebecca
'' You darling Rebecca'' Vinny Pop
They get stuck into the slush
''Not bad Vinny simply slides down the throat'' Larry Swag
Rebecca plays footsies with Blerties under the table
'' So Blerties when was your last romance date?'' Rebecca
'' I split 4 days ago, she was an air head'' Blerties
'' You like them smart do you?'' Lisa
'' Not too smart'' Blerties chuckles and snorts like a hog
'' Vinny pour me a drink just water I can feel your slush beginning to have an effect on me'' Larry Swag
'' oh Vinny me too my tummy is rumbling'' Rebecca
phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfartttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt plop plip plap pooooooooooooooooooooooooo stinky poooooooooooo pooooooooo phfarttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
They all start farting uncontrolably and blushing and farting and blushing.
'' Vinny bloody Pop look what you have done!!!!!!!!!!!"" Larry Swag
''oh Vinny Ive just pooed my panties'' Rebecca
'' I need to go to the ladies" Lisa
'' I have to go first'' Rebecca
The girls rush to the toilet while Blerties Larry and Vinny fart away.

To be continued:

Gday orvilleowner sure scratch the little mutt Lonely Boy he already has a cracked scratch plate from when I first investigated inside of him hahahahahha thanks for watching the show orvyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa goodmorning all are we ready for more of the show hahahahahhahaha rolls eyes insanely oink oink oink snot snot snot


On stage at The Maree Osmond Birthday Bash:


Lisa is singing an old Barbara Streisand classic with Larry Swag and Vinny Pop backing up on choruses. All of a sudden the mike doesnt work

'' Excuse me people sorry about that'' Lisa
''Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whats happened'' Vinny Pop
'' We appologise Maree'' Larry Swag
'' Ok boys the song has died'' Lisa
'' I hated that song good riddens'' Larry
'' Lisa your hmmmmmmmmmmm is showing from behind'' Vinny Pop
'' My what Vinny'' Lisa goes pale
'' The vroom vroom is showing at the back'' Vinny Pop
A stage hand brings in a large full length mirror and Lisa turns her behind and sees what Vinny Pop is going on about, the crowd explodes in laughter as the Osmond family is not impressed
'' Oh my goodness'' Lisa exclaims
'' Ill fix it'' Vinny Pop
''Ill fix it'' Larry Swag
'' Leave it alone fellas I can do it'' Lisa
Maree Osmond comes on stage at Vps request and she tries to fix it.
''I cant zip it up its stuck'' Maree Osmond
'' Vinny you have a go'' Lisa Demornay
Vinny prepares for a massive heave to zip Lisa's dress up from behind
ripppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
rippppppppppppppppppppppppp
'' Vinny what have you done!!!!!!!!!!!!!'' Lisa
Vinny has ripped all her dress off
''blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'' VP '' Lisa it just ripped off you'' ....he cries on his knees
Mrs Osmond the patriach comes on stage and throws a gown over Lisa. Larry has fainted. The mike is now working again and Donny Osmond decides to get on stage and sing for the crowd.
'' I am still beautiful yes I am I am still beautiful yes I am'' Donny Osmond.

to be continued:

Larry and Vinny and Lisa are not working tonight so they sit opposite each other and pick their noses and flick it at each other.
'' Thats a big one Larry'' VP
'' I can get them bigger'' Larry
VP and larry Swag shoot at Lisa and she cops one on the face and one on the forehead.
'' Stop it you 2 its not fair as mine are small and petite like my build'' Lisa
As their noses are totally clean now the 3 get bored again and Vinny Pop goes and gets his Lonely Boy guitar.
'' Not Lonely Boy please Vinny Pop not tonight'' Larry
'' Awe shucks Larry cmon'' VP
''Sing Vinny sing your little heart out and I'll give you a big kiss'' Lisa
''blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sure Lisa love your kisses'' Vinny Pop
As Vinny Pop seranades Lisa there is a knock on the door, in comes the gang carrying guitars
niki,orville,simon,woody87,twelvebar,ceri,straycat.hoppy,and blerties.
''twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the boys are here''
''who are these misfits Vinny'' Larry
''These are the it crowd Larry and they play a mean guitar''
'' Vinny where can we plug in'' niki
'' Just plug it up Vinnys behind it might do him good'' Larry
'' Your disgraceful Larry'' Lisa
'' Lets get the beers and play some Hendrix'' Vinny Pop
Niki gets on his knees and whacks his strat in his mouth and plucks away while a heavy meaty rythm supports him.
'' I hate rocknroll'' Larry
'' Lisa gets typsy and starts dancing and moving like a snake to the music''
''This is fun'' Ceri
To be continued:

OMG that is an awesome band name- "Vinnypop and the Travelling Misfits"

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Glad your excited blerties seems your one of just a few I can only continue this with crowd applause otherwise why do I bother but I started this off for myself in the beginning maybe people dont want to laugh much blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and Twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mate-

Its good to see, trouble is- when we are online, the rest of the world are asleep mate

Im watching and reading, dont you worry Im enjoying it Anyhow, Im going to change my sig...

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hahahahahhahahaha blaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa love it Blerties The Vinny Pop Misfits

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whats up hmmmmmmmmmmm gday gang brb Lonely Boy says hello

keep it rolling Vinny!!! I check this thread out every day after work!!

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'' Vinny I think Im falling in love with you'' Lisa
'' blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'' VP
" when I laid eyes on you ...'' Lisa
'' Lisa ive never been with a woman before never had a girlfriend'' VP
'' Vinny Ill go easy on you '' Lisa
'' are you for real Lisa?'' VP
'' Larry knows Vinny I told him'' Lisa
''What did he say?'' VP
'' He believes we can be a good couple and make a real go of it'' Lisa
'' And the show?'' VP
'' Larry said we can continue the show if we want'' Lisa
'' Larry will starve without me Lisa'' VP

Larry walks in from the races

'' Hello Lisa and Vinny'' Swag
'' Larry so its ok?'' VP
'' Whats ok?'' Swag
'' You gave your blessing to Lisa and I marrying'' VP
''What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'' Swag
'' Larry I love him'' Lisa
'' I love him too, but Lisa'' Swag
'' Lisa we have never kissed before and you want to marry me'' VP
'' A woman knows when its right Vinny a kiss means nothing'' Lisa
Lisa begins to cry uncontrollably and sobs on Vinny Pops shirt.
Larry starts crying too in fear he will lose Vinny his meal ticket.
'' blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I feel so depressed''
VP
Vinny Pop joins them and they all cry.
'' OK Vinny aint I worth marrying?'' Lisa
'' Your more beautiful than your sister Rebecca '' VP
'' Lisa Lisa Lisa are you the full quid darling its Vinny Pop we are talking about are you on drugs?'' Larry Swag
'' Ive never been more serious Larry its not a sexual thing either'' Lisa
'' Obviously Lisa look at him'' Swag
''blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Larry'' Vinny Pop
'' Vinny what ever happens from this moment please remember that we dont have to consumate the marriage if you dont want to'' Lisa
'' twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'' VP
'' Lisa Vinny is a virgin'' Larry
'' A virgin'' Lisa


to be continued:

'' Im scared Lisa'' VP
'' Dont be afraid of any woman Vinny'' Lisa
'' Kiss me Vinny'' Lisa
Vinny holds Lisa and pokes his tongue out and swirls it around her nose tip.
'' Vinny you dont kiss like that'' Lisa
'' ok'' VP
'' Ill show you stand still'' Lisa
She grabs his face and kisses VPs lips then starts putting her tongue in his mouth as VP struggles and chokes and breaks away.
'' blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaa, Lisa what are you doing with that tongue?'' VP
'' Its the way its done Vinny, married people stick their tongues down each others throat the deeper the better'' Lisa
'' Lisa thats very naughty and my mum would not like that'' VP
'' Your mum did it too Vinny'' Lisa
'' Hush your mouth Lisa how could you say that about my mother?" VP
'' Vinny its the birds and the bees'' Lisa
'' Its a tongue down my throat Lisa is that love'' VP
Lisa is deceiving Vinny Pop who is now worth millions of dollars with Larry and she wants to secure her share of Vinny Pops money...she doesnt love him and poor Vinny is about to be hooked when in walks Larry Swag
'' Whats happening you two?'' Larry Swag
'' Nothing Larry'' Lisa
'' Vinny why have you got lippy all over your neck and lips and face?'' Swag
'' Lisa was teaching me how to kiss Larry'' VP
'' Larry I am 23 now and need to settle down and feel clucky too'' Lisa
''cluckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy'' VP
'' She wants babies now Vinny'' Larry Swag
'' blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'' VP

To be continued:

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