Good evening gents, Well its the evening in my neck of the woods.
Niki, I appreciate the support and advice. I am beginning to think I understand its effects. As our good friend Forest Gump says, "Life is like a box of chocolates." I'm sure you all know the rest.

woodyyyyyyyyyyyyyy87 hello buddy, my day has not been too good Mrs Vinny Pop can be some what annoying at times. I really dont know why anyone gets married anymore women are not what they use to be. I gave her some money as a gift to buy some perfume etc and then she does something really nasty to me, I gave her the cold shoulder but unlike most women mine only lasts a few hours. Why do we marry for and then divorce, its better to be free spend your money on girlfriends without contracts and worse comes to worse after a few years if it sinks you wont lose half your life savings so the female can then move on and scam some other poor sucker blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. If this marriage ever ends I WILL NEVER MARRY AGAIN unless the other half has exactly what I have or more. Its time we blokes woke up.

Hey wood, just reading ninjas post I say he has been through what you may be going through. I am very sorry to hear about whats going on and I guess there are things that you will go through. Hell- what do I know I have never been married, but I know firsthand what loss feels like. Stick with us through it mate-

I must say too- I know that nik is very wise- I read a little comment he passed in the vinnypop lounge thread that struck a tone with myself- that we have in common, out of respect i wont name it but he is no-doubt a wise man for his age

On the lighter side- here's something to shed a little humor on it for both you and vin- I watched "Back to School" a while ago and I thought Rodney Dangerfield had me rolling with laughter:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq1dF1Jg ... re=related

He was a man who got no respect from anyone

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WOW...another great thread...Vinny, Keep your head high and your pecker higher

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Your Fender HSS Standard Stratocaster in Electron Blue was made at the Fender Ensenada Plant in Mexico in the Year: 2008.
Final Assembly Date: July 30th, 2008
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Vinny you must do mankind a service and leave your brain to science.

I suspect he already did. Well maybe more specifically to 'chemistry'

Love this Vinny, you need to start considering who to cast.

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I'm not an expert, but I play one on the internet.

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa goodmorning all hello trauma and straycat been a while buddies good to see you just about to syphon the python and have a coffee in the shed brb with a great installment of the show everyone lets smile and never let the world get to us too much blaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa to all brb

On stage at the Belladrome, VP and Lisa Demornay are side by side with Larry Swag 6 feet to the right of Vinny Pop
Smackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk VP is hit hard in the face by Lisa
''what was that for?'' VP
''dont do that again Vinny'' Lisa Demornay
smackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
'' Vinny stop it ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'' Lisa
''blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaa'' VP
slapppppppppppppppppppp again
'' Vinny I hate you'' Lisa
Larry Swag is laughing his head off on the side, he has an extendable arm which has a hand grabber and is touching Lisa's behind.
Lisa leaves VP and moves next to Larry.

Larry now tells Vinny they will all sing a song together and the trusty Lonely Boy fake strat is pulled out.
''Lets sing the song And I Love You So''
''ok Larry'' VP
Lisa fixes her tutu and they commence to sing
'' And I love you so, please dont ask me why, I dont need to know.......'' the three sing
Midway through the song Vinny Pop sticks the mike up his behind and lets off a massive fart
phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfarttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Crowd explodes in laughter, Lisa looks disturbed
'' And I love you so......'' song continues
fartttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
'' Vinny Pop I am disgusted in you'' Larry
'' Its a great sound effect to the song'' VP
Lisa walks off stage in disgust at Vinny Pop, the audience cack themselves laughing
'' Back soon folks, Vinny has a stomach problem we need to address and fix up'' Larry Swag
Intermission:

'' Just a hello to you guys at Fender, I am Larry Swag and thanks for having us here on your forum, I appologise for Vinny Pop the labotomy has been a long time coming but I love him or should I say I love the money he makes me'' Larry Swag

'' Hello you gorgeous hunk of strat players, I am Lisa Demornay and yes I have a lovely sister Rebecca, I appreciate being on this famous guitar forum and will try to be nice to Vinny Pop, come and see me in New York sometimes at the local comedy shows, I really dont know how long I can stay with these 2, kisses and love from Lisa '' Lisa Demornay

Backstage Vinny Pop is flat on his back with a pipe down his throat as the medics try and remove the excess gas which is ruining the show.
'' Larry I really dont know how much of this I can take'' Lisa
'' Lisa baby relax hell be ok'' Larry Swag
'' I only joined up because you and Vinny promised a part in your next movie, when is that happening?'' Lisa
'' Well unfortunately Lisa the tigers did a lot of damage to our backsides and Vinny has lost the love for Hollywood'' Larry
'' Listen Larry I want more mula or I will not perform again but I do feel sorry for Vinny Pop the cutey'' Lisa
'' blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'' VP is waking up
''twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'' whats happening?
'' You had a gas attack on stage and ruined the show and now Lisa is threatening to leave us'' Larry
'' Lisa please dont go'' Vinny Pop
'' Vinny I am sick of being handled by Larry and being payed peanuts, when is your next film Vinny?'' Lisa

The manager of the Belladrome comes in the dressing room and tells them to get back on stage or its over. They head off back on stage, to be continued.

Well boys, all I can say is Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and Twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

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Lisa Demornay has invited her sister Rebecca to stay with her, Vinny and Larry for a few days. Vinny Pop has also invited his friend Blerties to stay as Vinny wants to hook Rebecca and Blerties up. Its Saturday evening and all are together for a get to know each other dinner and VP is cooking.

'' Blerties this is my sis Rebecca'' Lisa
'' Pleased to meet you Rebecca '' Blerties
'' Like wise Blerties'' Rebecca Demornay
'' ok Vinny whats for dinner?'' Larry Swag
'' Tonight we are having roast beef and veges and potatoes with apple sauce''Vinny Pop
'' Sorry Vinny I am vegetarian'' Rebecca
'' Vinny can I pass on the potatoes'' Blerties
''Vinny Ill have the beef but not the veges'' Lisa
'' Vinny I want mine with a bit of salad'' Larry Swag
'' blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaa'' VP
''Whats the matter with you people? I want this dont want that blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaa to all of you'' VP
'' oh Vinny I am so sorry its rude of me seeing I just came over'' Rebecca
'' Dont feel bad Rebecca'' VP
'' Blerties so how did you get to know Vinny'' Rebecca
'' We went to school together, Vinny was being bashed one day and I saved his life.
'' He did save my life Rebecca'' VP
'' So your the one I blame for my predicament Blerties'' Larry Swag
They all laugh like idiots as Vinny goes and checks the beef roast.
'' So sis how is the comedy show with the boys going?'' Rebecca
'' Really good sis, we have a show booked next week and I have a ticket for you'' Lisa
'' Rebecca youre more beautiful in person than in your pictures'' Larry Swag
'' Indeed'' Blerties
'' I loved the movie Larry, you and Vinny are so funny'' Rebecca
'' Thankyou gorgeous, Lisa may star with us in the next one if we can get Vinny into it.
''oh'' Rebecca
'' We have a contract for another 6 films but Vinny doesnt want to be famous and rich anymore'' Larry rolls his eyes insanely
'' blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa food is ready'' Vinny Pop
'' Smells delicious'' Lisa
'' You are more delicious lovely Lisa'' Vinny Pop
'' Rebecca'' Blerties
'' Yes Blerties '' Rebecca.
to be continued:

Blerties goes outside on the balcony and is followed by Rebecca Demornay while VP sets the table. Larry and Lisa are sitting in the lounge smoking and drinking heavily.
'' Rebecca I love all your movies'' Blerties
'' Thankyou Blerties'' Rebecca. ''Do you have a woman Blerties?''
''No I am single'' Blerties
'' mmmmmmmmmmmm nice'' Rebecca
'' hahahahahah yes it is nice but lonely Rebecca'' Blerties
'' I cant seem to find anyone at all'' Rebecca
'' Your rich and famous I cant believe that'' Blerties
'' Its harder when you are in my position'' Rebecca
'' I am just a normal bloke Rebecca I do play a mean guitar though'' Blerties
'' What type is it?'' Rebecca
'' A Fender strat nothing else'' Blerties
'' oh those sexy little guitars that Vinny always plays with'' Rebecca
'' yes those sexxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy little guitars that Vinny Pop always plays with'' Blerties
'' I want to hear you sing Blerties...tonight'' Rebecca
'' oh I dont sing sorry Rebecca just play the strings'' Blerties
'' hahahaha play my strings Blerties'' Rebecca teasingly
'' Rebecca your out of my league I am afraid'' Blerties
''Dont think like that Blerties its not true you have plenty to offer a woman even one like me'' Rebecca
'' blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaa food is ready and served'' Vinny Pop
Blerties and Rebecca go back inside and everyone is seated about to eat Vinny Pops food.
To be continued:

Yuss!!! Vin mate- your absolute GOLD. Now im in the Swagg, Vinnypop and Demornay story chatting up her sister... I save vin's life, and get the rich girl and about to get some decent tucker hahahaha Legend.

Thumbs up mate- I gotta book a flight to Sydney one of these days... Keep it coming, this is a real hoot!!

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hahahahahhahahahahaha glad you like it Blerties will try and involve the whole gang as soon as I can think of story lines, it is fun blaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa