You guys are a hoot!
The story is coming along vin, keep it up. Also, I was wondering if you will be putting any new material on youtube anytime soon?

She issssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss gorgeoussssssssssssssssss Blerties


Scene 2 cont:
'' Spray the tiger with the hose hes too quiet'' the director
Tiger is hosed and starts getting angry, Larry and VP cower in corner climbing over each other to get to cage roof.
'' Are you getting this on film?'' the director
''sure boss'' cameraman
Tiger is now clawing at Larry and VP $@! as they both hang upsidedown from cage roof.
''blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa get me out of here, I dont like being a movie star anymore'' VP
'' stop your crying Vinny and cover my $@! he has sharp claws'' Larry Swag

'' Thats a take '' The Director

Intermission: brb off to the shed for a coffee

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii woody87 how are you? hopefully soon. What have you been doing lately woody87 fill me in

The movie was a great success and Larry Swag and VP get back to stand up comedy with Lisa Demornay now appearing with them as a special guest.

Theartre De La Rue Opening Night

" Hello folks I am Larry Swag and this is Vinny Pop and our special guest this evening is the lovely Lisa Demornay'' Larry Swag
'' Hey Vinny'' Lisa
'' Hey Lisa '' VP
'' Hey Larry'' Lisa
'' Hey Lisa'' Larry

'' And that was our lovely Lisa Demornay give her a big hand '' Larry Swag
Larry escorts Lisa off stage when Lisa turns around and slaps Larry on the face and walks back on stage.
'' Wow what a dame!'' Vinny Pop
'' You said 20 minutes Larry '' Lisa
The crowd erupts
''Oh Lisa Im sorry ,I dont know what came over me'' Larry Swag
'' Vinny lets do the canta lata'' Lisa
Vinny grabs his famous Lonely Boy guitar while Lisa strips down to a short skirt and top ( Lisa is also a great dancer)
Larry sits in corner fuming as Vinny and Lisa steal the show

to be cont:

''Larry how does a gal like me find a man like VP'' Lisa
''Are you sure Lisa? what about a man like'' he fixes his tie ''me'' Larry
'' You Larry Swagggyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy'' Lisa laughs her head off
'' Lisa Larry is always misunderstood but deep down inside he is a womans man'' VP
'' ok Larry come over here and show me what a real man kisses like'' Lisa
Larry walks over to Lisa and puckers up and closes his eyes when Lisa bends over standing on a chair making Larry kiss her behind. Crowd erupts in laughter as Larry blushes spitting on stage floor as Lisa and Vinny Pop go into hysterics
'' Youll pay for this Lisa'' Larry
'' We always pay Larry you never pay for anything you tight $@!'' Lisa
to be cont:

I am well Vinny. I am in the beginning stages of what will be my first and last divorce. Aside from that, I have been playing the piss out of my strat, and anxiously awaiting the surrender of 1st and 2nd amendment rights by the dictator of the US.
I find refuge in you stories. Without them I fear my pessimism would get the best of me!
I find your ability to make it through your hardships with such enthusiasm very inspiring.

Woody87 I am sorry to hear that about your divorce. I was also divorced after 4 years and vowed never again but the second one has lasted 20 years
blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I am happy you are playing the strat as I also have commenced to get back into building and fiddling with the fenders. Woody87 we are greater than the envoronmental factors surrounding us and I value your friendship and thanks for watching the show,,,,stay calm and dont fret no matter what transpires.

'' youre one heck of a broad Lisa Demornay'' Larry
''taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Larry'' Lisa
'' Vinny doesnt the Vinny Pop and Lisa Demornay Show have a nice ring to it?'' Lisa
'' It sounds good Lisa'' VP
'' Lisa'' Larry
''Larry'' Lisa
'' What was that I heard about you the other day?''
Larry
'' What did you hear?'' Lisa
'' Oh nothing Lisa Ill keep it under the hat '' Larry
'' Are you blackmailing me Larry?'' Lisa
'' No way babe" Larry
'' Hey you 2 is this part of the show?'' VP
'' Shut it Vinny'' Lisa and Larry in unison
''blaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'' VP
Lisa walks over to Larry and strokes his face
'' hmmmmmmmmmmm whats that for'' Larry
'' You never want to see me angry Larry''
'' Lets sing a song as a trio '' VP
Larry looks at his watch as Lisa puts her sexy leg on the chair and pulls up her black stockings,
A cream pie flys from the audience and hits Lisa in the face bringing on laughter

TheWood

Mate I really feel for you, I really do. There's only one thing worse than the complete mindfxxx we call divorce. Thats death.

Mate get ready cos your going to hammer your guitars, letting out a lot of frustraition.

Divorce taught me a lot about commitment, more so than marriage did. I absolutely despised, loathed and wanted to kill my exwife for many years (no flash in the pan tempertantrum that time). I even had it planned out where/how to get rid of the body. Thankfully I never carried out my plans. I now realize why that was. I still care about my exwife's wellbeing and her feelings, I probably always will. The problem is that you will still care about your wife/exwife in some way, and not fully realize it yet. Trust me it will be the same from her end too. The real antagonist in the whole of the divorce proceeding is that neither your or her lawyers could give a stuff about how either of you feel. They just want to get the best material win out of it for you, and dont really care how much damage they do to anyone. Now marriage is just a bit of paper to me. Nothing could make me more commited than I already am to my partner. I dont have any problem with marriage, if thats what she wants she can have it.

How did I come to realize the extent of my true feelings towards my exwife, despite the surface reactionary emotions. She went through a hard time a couple of years back and needed my help. Her man had got up on saturday morning said 'Im off to the shop' and went and married her best mate that day. (karma for you eh?). She was 6 months pregnant at the time with their 2nd kid, it put her in hospital and caused a very premature birth.
She'll always be the same person to me, I'm not the same person I was then though.

If the two of you can find a ammicable solution then take it, dont be completely unprotected though mate.

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Well said niki actually the pain of divorce for me was worse than my dads recent death, he died as my loving dad but the first one died to me in betrayal and deceit which lingered on and on for 2 years until I met my current baby.

Larry Swag, Vinny Pop and Lisa Demornay are about to hit the stage at The Trent Aerodrome before a capacity crowd.
Inside Dressing Room:
Slap Slap Slap
'' Wake up Vinny'' Lisa
''twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'' VP
''Vinny get up'' Larry Swag
'' Vinny'' Lisa
''blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'' VP
A rival comedian has spiked VP's warm milk and VP is like a drunk
'' Larry what are we going to do look at him?'' Lisa Demornay
'' Drag him along, we will have to adlib on stage'' Larry
''blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'' VP

They hit the stage at the aerodrome and laughter breaks out as VP is holding Lisa Demornays skirt as she leads him onto the stage.


brb and goodmorning to all
to be continued:

Vinny that tiger thing and talking about exes is a weird coincidence. i wasn't married to the girl, but we lived together for 5 years. Anyway, one of the last things we did before our relationship turned south, was go to the zoo.
this is one of my last good memories of that relationship. it was springtime, and the tigers were out. the had the male separated from the 2 females, he was in a different enclosure, but the had a common fence.

being spring he was frisky, and was pacing like a man possessed. My girlfriend was standing pretty close to the rails, with a group of other people.

I saw the handlers getting ready to let the females out of their building, and I had a good idea what would happen when he smelled/saw them come outside. So i got my girl to come with me and stand far away. Well low and behold when they open the door and they come outside, he is horny, but can't get to them. So he starts running around like crazy. he stops by the group of people, where my ex had been standing, turns around and sprays them. You could literally see the misty cloud. The stench was unreal. the people were gagging and rubbing their eyes. I wonder what it says about my nature, everyone else was in shock, but i was laughing like a madman. if I hadn't grabber her, the ex would have been front and centre for that. knowing how hard it is to clean if a tomcat sprays, i can only imagine that those people stunk for a long time.

She also got cornered by a horny peacock, who fanned his tail out and started doing his courting dance thingie that trip. i guess he really liked her perfume.

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Morning twelvebar glad to have reminded you of the good memories and also to confirm that tigers do spray people hahahahahhahahahahahaha . Must stink like skunks piss I imagine.

Yeah alot like that, but even more pungent.

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I want to thank all of you especially my closest friends here for making me believe again that there are some good chat rooms forums on the net.
I lost the original Larry Swag Vinny Pop show disc I had so am trying to remember most of the stunts and stories again. Lisa Demornay IS WATCHING
blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa to you Lisa baby