Vinny

You up for being cloned mate! Since my hero Lord Sutch

passed we havnt had anyone worth voting for and we

have a boring as s^**t election coming up.

Vinny (the clone or original) for PM

love big AL

Al
I'm prettys sure my band are doing some rally for the Monster Raving Looney party this summer. I really think we need to go in fancy dress.

See you there.

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blaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a clone of me A1 sure and pleased to meet you A1, you have a band now niki cool.

Larry puts a blindfold on Vp's eyes.
'' Stand there Vinny and dont move'' Larry
Larry shoves the sausages down VP's pants with a little piece dangling behind his backside.
''Larry that doesnt feel too good'
''Be a good Vinny and work with me'' Larry
The crowd starts cracking up. Larry goes back stage and comes out with a big dog, who starts licking VP's bum.
'' Larry what are you doing?''
'' Work with me and be still'' Larry tells him.
The dog takes a big bight of the sausage dangling up Vinny's pants.
''blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'' Vinny cries
The crowd explodes in laughter as Vinny removes the blindfold and sees the mongrel taking chunks out of his pants.
'' Get him off me Larry''
Larry sits down on stage and pours a drink and watches VP run up and down the stage with the dog nipping his backside.
People are now in hysterics and the curtain closes for the next act.
Back stage Vinny Pop and Larry Swag are approached by a Hollywood honcho who offers them a contract for a movie.
'' You are going to be famous and rich '' Lisa Demornay remarks
'' And youre going to be my wife'' VP replies. Lisa goes all googly eyes at Vinny Pop
'' Stay away from babes Vinny'' Larry
Next day Larry and Vinny are seated in front of the Hollywood honcho who forces them to sign a contract for 3 years and 7 movies plus an advance in cash of 10k which Larry quickly grabs
'' Hey Larry give me half''
''Trust me Vinny havent I got us this far'' Larry Swag

Good Day Vinny!! Well written screen play my friend!! Blaaaaaa and Twaaaa!!

First day filming commences at the studio.
'' I want you to be yourselves and just follow my instructions'' the director tells them.
'' Whats this movie about'' Vinny asks him
Larry slaps Vinny across the face '' Shut up Vinny and listen to him''
'' In this first scene I want you Vinny to lay on your back as the big fat lady sits on your stomach'' Director '' And you Larry youll be seated with the 2 models having a drink and laughing at Vinny and the fat lady.
Vinny is crushed as the lady sits on his stomach cutting off his oxygen supply.
''Larrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyy'' VP
'' Oh Larry you are so smart and handsome'' one of the models tells him
'' Life is hard gorgeous '' Larry
'' Dont move Vinny another 2 minutes of filming the scene'' Director
'' Dont move Ill be dead soon I cant breathe'' VP
Larry and the babes walk over to Vinny and the fat lady and remark
'' oh dear look at the poor man'' Larry walks out the door with babes on each arm.
'' Cut thats a take'' Director.
During the break for lunch the sweet Lisa Demornay sits with VP and bandages his ribs while Larry gives her a smirk.

hoppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hello good to see you mate enjoy the show, well it sort of sucks a bit hope to get it flowing soon hahahahahhahahahah.

Vinny have you been spray painting in a unventilated shed again?

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i can't wait for the next installment. has sort of a surreal vibe. Like a lost episode of the Young ones. i can see Mike and Vivian doing all this.VP being the Vivian-like character here.

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Nikininja wrote



A1 (lol) strides manfully to the wardrobe to pick out a nice frock to possibly (takes some deciding) go with his wellies for the rally. Imagines
the Larry and Vinny show on the set of the latest spy caper film surrounded by models in blazing sunshine as he peers out the window wondering whether to bring the washing in in case it rains.

Goodmorning all and thanks for the encouragement. Earth shattering stuff has happened.........Lisa Demornay has just moved in with Larry Swag and Vinny Pop, as we all know she has a thingy for VP. They have a nice clean apartment in Hollywood but VP and Larry still sleep together in the hammock.
Lisa has her own room and cooks and cleans. She is trying to get in on the act and have a minor role in the movie they are currently filming. The next scene to be filmed is at the zoo. blaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaa stay tuned

brb just having a coffee in the famous shed

Who's Lisa De Mornay I could only find Rebecca De Mornay.

Is this her Vin?



Strewth mate if your gonna fantasize over someone you could atleast get their name right

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Rebecca Demornay is the lady I wanted to hitch up with our Blerties and Lisa is her sister but she is not an actress but a comedian.


Hello niki blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa how are you today matey?

Scene 2 At The Zoo

The Director instructs Larry Swag and VP to enter the tigers cage where the tiger is suppose to corner Larry and Vinny Pop comes to the rescue.
'' Roll the film'' Director
'' Larry why are we in a tigers cage?'' VP
'' Shut it Vinny we are getting paid '' Larry Swag
Tiger approaches Larry and starts sniffing his leg while Vinny Pop cowers behind Larry
'' Look more terrified Larry and Vinny'' the Director yells out.
'' Im pissing my pants is that terrified enough '' Larry Swag
'' Dont piss it will excite the tiger'' Director
'' Larry stop pissing'' Vinny Pop
The tiger commences to get excited and also pisses on Larry's leg.
'' I didnt want the tiger lifting his leg and pissing on film, thanks a lot Larry'' the director upset.
'' Your welcome '' Larry Swag
'' ok Vinny come out front and approach the tiger slowly'' the director
to be continued thanks for watching

Suppose this is like the the lost episode... who shall we say play these characters?





Oh and lets not forget..

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Blertiessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss helooooooooooooooooooooo
hahahahahahahhaahahhhahahahaha this thread is a scream did you finally see Rebeca Demornay the lady I wanted you to meet remember I mentioned her to you?

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy mate- I did, you said I would meet someone like her didnt you... Im a little rusty on this one but I think you said I was going to meet someone like her..I know your intuitive mate- Im remembering this one

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