Copyright (C) 2004 Vinny Pop
Vinny Pop and Larry Swag are about to hit the stage at Los Angeles, the house is full and boisterous.
Larry fixes Vp's coat and greets him and sits him on a chair but LS has taken the screws out of a leg.
'' youre so good tonight Larry ''
''oh Vinny anything for you'' Larry replies smirking waiting for the chair to drop.
3 beautiful ladies now come on stage ready to sing the first song with Larry Swag and Vinny Pop
'' voobabbalooba wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, look at them babes Larry'' Vp is excited
VP stands up and Larry is bemused why the chair didnt break.
A gorgeous blonde starts singing as she struts around VP and strokes his face as VP blushes.
'' Hey Vinny stop looking innocent and stealing the show and women''
'' blaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'' VP replies
"Get off'' the baffoon in the crowd screams.
Vinny Pop grabs his beloved Lonely Boy guitar as the song and dance continues not knowing Larry Swag has fiddled the lead
'' blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa '' Vinny Pops hair stands on end electrocuted as larry laughs his head off. The dancers rush off stage.
'' Its ok folks Vp is having a bad hair day '' Larry calms the audience down.
Vinny Pop drops to the floor as Larry Swag bends down to see if he is still breathing. Vinny Pop spits in Larry Swags face
'' You thought you could embarrass me tonight Larry, the gorgeous Tania told me what you did cop this''
Vinny Pop boofs Larry in the face and gets up.
''Listen here Vinny this is my show and youre just here like a piece of furniture ok''
Vinny grabs another guitar and commences to sing
'' oh me oh my where has my baby gone ''
'' not that song, isnt that the one they knocked back 45 times'' Larry says
Vinny Pop continues to sing as Larry sits on the chair and falls on his $@!
''blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ''

Back in the $@!& roach infested flat Larry gives VP his nights payment a 1 dollar coin while Larry takes the other 30.00
'' Larry why do I get 1 dollar?''
'' Vinny you know that money just vanishes in your hands', aint I a good friend and manager , dont I always feed you?''
''You are so good to me Larry please forgive me''
'' Enough whining and winging Vinny Pop go and get ready for bed we have a big day tommorrow''
Bed for Vinny and Larry is a hung hammock and Vinny always gets Larry's feet in his face.
Next day they dress up smart and decide to eat at an expensive restaurant but Larry has only Vps 1 dollar coin left blowing all the money that day gambling. They are seated at a table and the menu is placed before them.

I'll have some of whatever you're smokin man.

CC

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This is good stuff! Bring on the next instalment I say...

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Hi guys thanks good to see you here. Thanks niki for the pic mate.

Larry orders up big a nice roast and veges and champagne.
'' See Vinny I told you you will always be fed ''
'' Thanks Larry pass the leg ''
Vinny Pop and Larry Swag stuff their faces and Larry prepares to escape leaving Vinny Pop the unpaid bill

'' Vinny I am just stepping out and will be back in a few minutes, '' Larry walks quickly out of the restaurant.

Vinny drinks the fine wine and wipes his mouth as the waiter presents the bill for 75.00. Larry is down the road chatting up a brunette.
'' You may pay the bill now sir''
'' Yes offcourse I am just waiting for my friend to get back''
Several minutes pass and the waiter returns.
'' Sir we need the bill paid now ''
'' I will just go outside and get my manager Larry Swag''
''Your manager is called Larry Swag? youre not going anywhere I am calling the police''
'' Ppo po po policeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'' VP moans
'' Lock the doors quick'' the head waiter orders the other waiter, ''we have a possible runner here''
'' Larrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy'' VP cries out.
Outside Larry is laughing his head off '' poor sucker Vinny one day youll learn the ropes''
Inside a fracass is developing with Vinny Pop now hanging from the chandeliers as the waiters have him by the legs.
Larry heads off to the cops and reports the restaurant for running as a brother $@!&# house. The cops rush over burst in and find Vinny Pop screaming with his pants down and several waiters clawing at him.
'' This is disgraceful '' the head cop remarks '' arrest them all ''
In the melay that follows Larry gets VP down and they run out the back with the restaurant owner hurling abuse and threats at Larry Swag and Vinny Pop as they flee while he and his staff are arrested and taken away.

'' Vinny we dont have any shows this week but I booked us into a bit of fun and we may make some money too''
That night they go to a fight night with gambling involved. Larry has booked VP for 3 rounds with a so cfalled easy fight for VP.
''Larry Im not fighting anyone I am going''
''Vinny Vinny Vinny Pop its easy money look at the runt youre fighting. Larry points to an elderly man selling the hotdogs.
'' Where is your boy?'' the organiser asks Larry
'' Right here''
'' ok he is on in 5 minutes get him ready''
Vinny Pop sits in the corner hitting his gloves together and snorting like a wild man when in steps the old mans son a giant.
'' Larryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy where is the old bugger?''
'' Relax he is all show VP''
The bell rings and Larry shoves VP into the ring......to be continued

Give us More!!!!!!!
Um' can I get this on DVD???????

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The bell rings and Vinny Pop lurches forward while Larry Swag inspires him to greatness. Goliath takes a swing at VP but he ducks and smiles at Larry.
'' keep your eyes on him Vinny '' yells Swag
Vinny starts biting the leg of Goliath forcing the referee to warn Vinny Pop.
Vinny gets up and runs around the ring with Goliath chasing him.
'' Larryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy''
''youre doing fine Vinny keep going''
The bell rings and VP is happy to survive. Meanwhile in the other corner the shifty grandad gives his son a talking down and applies hot molasis pepper cream to his gloves.
The bell rings and VP continues his ring run and avoid tactics but is soon cornered.
''Larryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy''
''Its ok Vinny he cant hurt you''
Vinny cops a big hit to the face but doesnt fall, his eyes begin to burn and sting
''my eyes my eyes ''
Larry knowing the old bugger has done something plans his revenge and walks over to the other corner to confront the old man, while Vp is being pumbled and bashed around still standing.
Swag is now restrained by the corners security and is helpless as VP survives the second round.
'' Larry where are you?''
The bell rings for the final round and VP is blind as he receives another whack to the head, he falls in a heap and loses, they carry him out on a stretcher as Larry hands over his last few bucks on the loss.
'' You lost the fight VP how could you now we have no money left''
''Im sorry Larry'' cries VP

Hey VP, Larry sounds like an $@!&#*%. Good story though!

Vinny you are a true Renaissance Man. Songwriter , poet, author, keeper of magic, and apparently underground pugilist.

Vinny would be a hell of a one man show!!

Vinnypop: Wizard, Warrior, and Walking Miracle!!

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Gday woody87 and ywelvebar hope you guys are good thanks for watching the show.

Larry scores a gig in New York at the Old palet Theartre.
Opening Night

Fat faced Joe Delong sizes up Swag and VP, he is second on the bill and a loved comic from New York. Lisa Demornay introduces herself
'' Hi I am Lisa Demornay and appear just after you ...ahhhhh whats your names''
'' Im Larry Swag and this is Vinny Pop''
'' Larry she is niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee''
'' Calm down Vinny calm down''
'' Oh Vinny Pop you are a sweety''
Vinny Pop blushes.
Its another full house at this historic comedy show.
''Vinny lets go and have a drink before we get on''
''Larry are you sure?'' VP replies. They head off downstairs to the bar where they are greeted by a buxom blonde barmaid.
'' One straight scotch and a glass of water '' Larry Swag asks
'' Your on water Larry?''
'' No, the water is for you Vinny I dont have enough cash''
'' Where are you boys from?'' the barmaid asks
'' We travel around'' replies Larry
'' Come watch us tonight we are headling at the Palet
'' Really I have never heard of you guys before'' she says.
'' Bring a friend with you'' Larry tells her, we can party after the show.
Lisa Demornay has just been pelted with fruit from the crowd and Larry Swag and Vinny Pop are next.

Does anything about this remind you of



Vinny you ought to get onto Kev Smith mate. His last film (Zack and Miri) could have done with your touch.

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more like...

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hahahahhaha niki and twelvebar love the pics very !@$ who are those guys and who is Kevin Smith , I hope a big film maker blaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



Larry Swag and Vinny Pop walk on stage and crowd goes silent.
'' Larry look at the crowd ''
'' Hello folks I am Larry Swag and this is Vinny Pop''
Larry fixes his tie while VP stares at a woman in a chair at a table with her husband.
'' Larry that lady looks like my mum''
'' ok Vinny which lady?''
'' That one in the blue dress'' The spot light hits the woman and everyone stares at her, she is clearly uncomfortable at the attention.
'' Godbless my mum I loved her so much and your a spitting image of her'' VP tells her.
Vinny leaves the stage and walks over to her table.
''Get back here Vinny and leave the woman alone'' Larry yells
Vinny holds her hand as the woman blushes. The crowd begins to rumble.
'' Get on with the show wheres the gags '' one cries out.
'' Gags no gags here'' VP squeels.
Larry prepares a table on stage as Vinny recounts his love for his mum to the woman.
'' Larry shes from Conneticuit '' VP yells
''okokok Vinny get back here I need your help'' Larry tells him.
Larry pulls out a huge sausage from his jacket and places it on the table and asks VP to touch it and assure the crowd its real.
'' Its real Larry wasnt that the sausage we found in the garbage bin and was meant for dinner tonight?''
'' Shoosh Vinny and listen to me''

How about Larry and Vinny do a magician act?

I could just imagine the fiasco of you being sawn in half Vin.

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