"Chicks did Chicks that play guitar."

"I'm having trouble tuning by ear nowadays. All these years standing to the right of my amp...I must be losing certain frequencies in my left ear."

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-Kc
"Payin' dues."

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,

what are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat

It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,

It's not your fault

You may not be a bed of roses
You're not friend to those with noses
I'll miss you before we're done
Or the world will smell as one

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat

It's not your fault

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,

What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat

you're getting fat

I think that I'm gonna be sick
It's your ears, and nose and pick

part of it, tempt me

All the dogs in the neighborhood
Are saying this for your own good

What, you're fat, so you can't run

No fun, I bet, No fun

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,

It's not your fault,
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,

It's not your fault,
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,

It's not your fault.

We know what was in your food
They say it might affect your mood

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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.

Thomas Jefferson

I used to love her but I had to kill her.

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Being able to play and enjoy music is a gift that's often taken for granted.

Don't leave home without it!

This guitar definetly needs a rosewood fingerboard.

Who is it anyway, whats their name?

Are they ex Duran Duran?

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No no and no

http://www.fender.com/blog/?p=1830

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Being able to play and enjoy music is a gift that's often taken for granted.

Don't leave home without it!

This is my Strat. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My Strat is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my strat is useless. Without my Strat, I am useless. I must strum my Strat true. I must pick faster than my enemy, who is trying to out pick me. I must out bend him before he out bends me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my Strat and myself are defenders of my music, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen

I like it better strapped on

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"Life is like eating jalapenos. What you do today may burn your arse tomorrow"

That gets my vote for #1

+10

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-Kc
"Payin' dues."

"Wyclef Jean, Alice Cooper, Usher and John Legend are among a handful of musicians who signed the guitar during their Grammy Red Carpet walk. The autographed Strat will be auctioned off to benefit the Haiti relief fund."

I wonder what it will fetch? (the Strat is what I'm talking about).

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Being able to play and enjoy music is a gift that's often taken for granted.

Don't leave home without it!

Strapocaster

Probably - Does my bum look big in this