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Post subject: Checkout this add for musicians wanted its good far a laugh
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:48 am
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Hi my name is Tony Ray Pulaski and I am a Bluesman. I play a 1961 Fender
Stratocaster which is all original and strung with .011's into an Ibanez
tubescreamer which has been modified with a 4558 chip and all carbon comp
resistors. I use a Fender Deluxe Reverb amplifier which was gutted and all
the resistors were replaced with NOS allen bradley carbon comps. I play the
real blues like my main man Stevie Ray Vaughan, in fact I have one of his
guitar picks which I wear around my neck for mojo. I am currently engaged to
an african-american woman from Arkansas and our experiences together (such
as people whispering about us and the dirty looks we get at dinner) form the
basis for my blues.

I need a bass player and a drummer to back me up in the studio and maybe for
some gigs too. The bass player needs to have a Fender bass built BEFORE 1965
with no ceramic tone caps ( I will have my tech at auditions to open up and
check) must use all tube amplifiers pre-1980, with an 8x10 cabinet and own
transportation. The drummist needs to be familiar with all the various blues
beats like the shuffle, the flat tire, the shug, the funky dunk, and the
whap-a-dang. Please, no Sonar or Pearl kits!

I have written an albums worth of songs "The Blues Are Falling Down On Me"
"Cold Blue Rain" "I Got The Blues For My Baby" "Bluesman Blues". And need a
back up band to help record it.

When applying for either position, please send a detailed description of
your equipment (with photos) along with photos of yourself in gig clothing.
After receiving that, I will call you to arrange an audition.

I got my mojo woiking and I hope yours is too

He sure isn't asking for much :roll:


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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:51 am
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He is a self absorbed "Nut"!!! :roll:


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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:53 am
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Now that person can write another blues song
"Woke up this mornin, was feelin bad, that nobody replies to my add".


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Before anyone gets confused i did not write this add i came across it while checking out some blues musician sites..I thought you all would get a good laugh out of it..
I don't know if this is a sarcastic add or a real add written by a Blues player that is a little full of himself you all be the judge..


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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:00 am
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He can't be a real Bluesman, he doesn't have real Bluesman name.

LOL

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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:35 am
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another bloody stevie ray vaughn impersonater. :roll:

The singer rhythm guitarist of my band tried stipulating what gear I should play. I sacked him from his own band six weeks ago. He was equally as self absorbed and probably just as incapable of playing with other musicians.

Wheres this ad' Invader?

I think we should all start responding to it. My reply is going to be along the lines of "well I've a ibanez RG that I'm more than prepared to convert to a bass for this. I play through a krankenstein that has a clean sound somewhere. Its a big coincidence that you wear SRV's plectrum for mojo. I do just the same with one of Diamond Darrels toenail clippings. I swear I play better with it in my pocket."

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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:49 am
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Google - Tony Ray Pulaski :P

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Hahaha

http://tinyurl.com/ydl2luq

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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:05 am
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[quote="nikininja"]

Wheres this ad' Invader?

I just saw it this morning on the Big Road Blues Forum Musicians wanted thread


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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:09 am
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nikininja wrote:


From the way it appears he has been looking on several sites for along time now.Or i just ran across an old post..He is almost getting as famous as Vinny Pop


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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:14 am
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OMG when does the song start

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nR3DOWVVh4

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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:16 am
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Nah atleast our Vin can write a decent bunch of lyrics, a chorus and a middle8.

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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:38 am
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nikininja wrote:
Nah atleast our Vin can write a decent bunch of lyrics, a chorus and a middle8.


yeah and he is actually funny and has some talent


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nikininja wrote:
OMG when does the song start

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nR3DOWVVh4


Well the opening like was okay but that was all there was 4 minutes of the opening lick..Now i see what you mean about Vinny..Is Romeo Rose also Tony Ray Pulaski?
If so he should worry more about finding a song writer than what his fellow musicians are playing..


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8) Cool Cat Baby!! 8) :wink:

Got any more links Niki? :)


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