Hopefully trying to make this a fun thread.

So given the following articulation techniques how would you musically phrase the following sentences:
Techniques:
1. Note attack (everything from very soft to very loud)
2. Accents and mutes (loud and dull notes)
3. Slides (up and down)
4. Scoop and fall-off
5. Hammer on Pull-off
6. Vibrato
7. Bends (variety)

Sentences:
1. You are pi*%^# me off I am so going to k$$ your "beeehind"
2. I know you are in great pain and I can't do anything about it.
3. YeeeeeHaaaaa a road trip, we are goint to have a blast!

Please note that I am not trying to write a song or something, well maybe later. Maybe we all learn something new

Ya know, this is the Stratocaster forum. An excellent place discuss Stratocasters. There are probably better forums for what you want (whatever the heck that is).