Sung fast and wild like a square dance real hick style with females being thrown between legs and over your head.

There once was a man called Leo Fender
And all he could do was render render
Fix that guitar fix that guitar
ooompa ooompa oompa yaaaaaa
ooompa oompa oompa yaaaaaaa

Roll it along fiddle that song make my tremelo small and strong

One day he turned to the left in bed
And saw a woman his wife he said
He grabbed a ruler and measured her butt
And then rang Fully and made his buck

oompa oompa oompa yaaaaaaaaaaaa
oompa oompa oompa yaaaaaaaaaaaa

Roll it along fiddle that song make my tremelo small and strong

He built a factory tall and lean
Where all the musos came to be seen
A coffee or tea was the order of the day
And to sit with Leo made them say

Roll it along fiddle that song make my tremelo small and strong

oompa oompa oompa yaaaaaaaaaa
oompa oompa oompa yaaaaaaaaaa

The little old strat was lovely indeed
Cause Leo Fender simply believed
That a musos lot is poverty and pain
But the little old strat made everyone gain

oompa oompa oompa yaaaaaaaaaa
oompa oompa oompa yaaaaaaaaaa

By Vinny Pop (c) 2009

Wow.

oompa oompa oompa yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nitro finish pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I did not, its all logical isnt it, stares at the wall and doesnt remove my eyes from the little fly

Vin its statements like this that make me certain that you've been under the influence of a hallucinogen at least once. The ability to be utterly captivated by the most mundane things is an absolute gift. You never get bored.

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No no and no

nikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii helloooooooooooooooooooo blaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa to you. Hallucanagins, no comment about my past life niki I really like to keep my private life and things that have happened to me private but its ok if some people in this forum want to tell the world everything they have done but not Vinny Pop NO WAYYY. A fly on the wall is very interesting sometimes as the idea is to get into its head and see if you can predict where it will go or if it lifts the left leg or the right

"Vin its statements like this that make me certain that you've been under the influence of a hallucinogen at least once..."


Evident now why they call it "dope".

You drug crazed ex hippies and tea lovers have respect for the song about Leo Fender

+1 I also think some of vinneypop's relatives landed many years ago in Roswell, New Mexico and maybe one of the UFO's got lost and crashed in Australia which could explain a lot about vinneypop and where vinneypop came from. He is definitely not of this world, or he has just taken too many happy pills. I know he likes to post a lot and he must like reading his own posts and should reach 4000 posts by the end of the year especially if we all keep replying to his posts.

twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and blaaaaaaaaaa oldfartjc growls at you for that last statement about 4000 posts unless we hit 1 million I will never sleep. WORK HARD oldfartjc did you like my song for Mr Fender oldfartjc I am honored for you to even talk to me ...................

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and twaaaaaaaaaaaaaa its good yes thanks

why bother?

it's catchy vin. i like it.

I want to smoke the same thing he did.
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Wow that looks like ABBY !

Vinnie, I'm guessing that there's a lot of Hawkwind in your album collection.

As for the song, the fact that Leo modelled the Strat on the - no doubt very fine - Mrs Fender's rear end, is a major revelation, although is perhaps just a little bit too much information. Bet she was less than impressed when Fullerton also arrived at the boudoir to make further sketches and measurements..

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Fender Highway & Classic 60s Strats, Fender Toronado, Telecaster, Gretsch Projet, Charvel 3, PRS SE Soapbar II & Custom 24, Burns Batwing and many others!

I'll have what he's having!

Also, remember when i said, "Why is it always this dramatic?". Yeah well.

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"Oh, it's a windy and sunny day
And I can hear the faint sound of distant waves
The past weeks have been going by so fast
It's all the same, the bright sky and shining sun
I have a feeling it's gonna be a fun day"