YES TELL ME NOW



Your a real livewire eh Vin? Are you still sparking now? It must be wintertime round your ehd.

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No no and no

Now you are electro-Man...WOW. you must really be a hit at parties. I write the Toliver-Lyons Report myself Vinny.....It goes to my family in England, You in Aus. and all over the USA from California to Maine. I am glad you enjoy it. If anyone else wants The Toliver-Lyons Report please give me your email address. For those that don't know what it is here is a sample:

The Toliver-Lyons Report

"Actions will inspire people to do what they believe, but words will inspire people to believe what they do."

You have the power to give those words of inspiration or to receive to them.....which one are you going to do today?

- Kevin Toliver-Lyons aka Trauma

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Your Fender HSS Standard Stratocaster in Electron Blue was made at the Fender Ensenada Plant in Mexico in the Year: 2008.
Final Assembly Date: July 30th, 2008
Model Number: 013 4700 587
Serial # MZ8031252

I have learnt to spit on my fingers before I touch anything which I can suck electricity from that does help a little, great stuff Trauma you have a blessed brain to write that inspirational stuff and forgive me when I first read it didnt know it was you. Ok this is something magicans never do but because I likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu nikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
this is the secret ok, the main condition is that you keep it for at least 2 years before revealing it to friends or family and please first destroy at least 2 dozen keys before you stop, I will keep the spoon one to myself for now ok I hope you appreciate what I am about to tell you because its a GREAT trick and Vinny Pop was the one who discovered the secret ok SO I GET FULL CREDITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
rolls eyes insanely

When people give you the keys dont ask for single keys, only ask people you know will give you a set of keys very important. Once the keys are in your hands talk to the crowd and with practice as you manipulate the keys in your hands fingers you will learn how to '' slip the end of the key you are bending inside the hole end of another key in the set, as you continue to speak to the person crowd once in place a quick lightening fast leverage bend will bend the key. Also please note afterwards get a hammer or something and re straighten the key ok. SMILE and dont go crazy doing this ok. Becareful and dont do it to important keys if possible and dont bend to much as the key may snap and thats bad as then you cant even straighten it. OUR secret folks ok a little gift for being in the Vinny Pop fan club here lol.

What's up Vinnypop...people are selling fake voodoo strats again...check out the boards...very funny stuff....

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Your Fender HSS Standard Stratocaster in Electron Blue was made at the Fender Ensenada Plant in Mexico in the Year: 2008.
Final Assembly Date: July 30th, 2008
Model Number: 013 4700 587
Serial # MZ8031252

Is this real life you're talking about, Vinny? Or have you been playing the videogame Infamous ?

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Trauma yes the fake voodoos are everywhere, hey blerties and frantic and hoppy where are you this marvelous evening and lets not forget niki orville deadeye twelvebar mondo cvilleira oldfartjc hahahahhahaha yes one day ill pull my finger out and learn how to post pics here at least I always put them up on my vinnypop channel and Lonely Boy is there again by popular demand by the honorable nikininja and yes by request. Its become a star of his thread ' worst fakes ' poor poor Lonely Boy. I am glad that only people here know I paid 6500 for him and not the whole world. Yes simon welcome and hello all my Vinny Pop stories are true and real life Fender.com REALITY INTERNET. Why make up stories when my brain is always sizzling with stuff, I need to release it or unleash it as otherwise it could BLOW UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.

Oh noooooooooooooooo that reminded me of another x file Vinny Pop story and its HORRIBLE but had a good ending. Soon so stay tuned.

In 1983 my brain was about to explode and I only had maybe 6 months to live I was told. When the doc gave me that wonderful news I felt sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk in the head and very depressed. A brain orgasm anuerysm. During this time my band kept making me rehearse as if nothing was wrong and as I played all I saw was EVERYTHING I ever did. Several weeks passed and this was it. They took me into the operating table and I WAS AWAKE.
'' Please let me sleep " Vinny Pop
'' Sorry you cant we need you awake "
'' Your going to drill into my brain awake ? ''
" Yes Vinny Pop Vince. ''

That week at hospital I found a grotto in front of the ocean, it was beautiful but next door to it was a cemetary hahahahhahahah what a joke that was. I would get up each day the week prior to the operation and pray and cry in the grotto all alone in front of the ocean next to the cemetary, a seaside hospital , only the best for Vinny Pop. They nearly killed me, I was injected with iodine in my brain and am alergic to it. I think I died, anyway the next day they tried again to clamp my brain hahahhahahahhaa not my brain please listen to me the blood vessel.

'' Its vanished '' doctor mc dreamy
'' What '' Vinny Pop
'' Its gone we cant see anything '' mcdreamy
'' Thank God '' Vinny Pop
'' It must be a mistake '' mcdreamy
'' Vincent the anuerysm is gone '' mcdreamy
I dedicated my life to Jesus 2 days before the operation that if I would live I would manage and promote God hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahha its true I am the manager of God on earth hahahahhahahahahahhaa
blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hey guys.. we all need to go get a webcam. I have signed up on ustream.com and I am going to have my own live streaming internet show titled Trauma Beach. I will probably do it on a sunday night for 2-3 hours. If you guys are not busy I would appreciate it if you watch. I will be telling Vinnypop stories and taking stuff straight from the Fender boards to discuss with the rest of the WORLD as well as playing my strat for all to critique I am sure! The new Vinnypop song will be broadcast LIVE! Yes you heard right the VINNYPOP song will be broadcast live for the first time anywhere in the world.....whatdya say Vinny, blertles, fhop, cvill, twelvebar and the rest of the crew...CAN YOU DIG IIIIIIIIIT! Also send me your email address and I will include you in The Toliver-Lyons Report

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Your Fender HSS Standard Stratocaster in Electron Blue was made at the Fender Ensenada Plant in Mexico in the Year: 2008.
Final Assembly Date: July 30th, 2008
Model Number: 013 4700 587
Serial # MZ8031252

Vinny...is that TRUE? You really need to write a book or something! You are a walking, talking inspiration. I will be telling THAT story and a few of my own on the 1st night of Trauma Beach and the Vinnypop Files......Sunday night @ ustream.com/Trauma Beach unless you guys tell me a different time or date would be better based on the time differences............

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Your Fender HSS Standard Stratocaster in Electron Blue was made at the Fender Ensenada Plant in Mexico in the Year: 2008.
Final Assembly Date: July 30th, 2008
Model Number: 013 4700 587
Serial # MZ8031252

Traumaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa what time will that be in Sydney, I want to watch and see you and hear you. Are you making the Vinny Pop song famous ? blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa we are all going to be famous and filthy rich hahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha
I smell the 54 strat now its so delicious. Vinny Pop stories make me look GOOD Trauma colour me up a bit. This song please tell me the exact Sydney time converted to Aussie time PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Trauma tell me your a woman I want to kiss you lol

What if you discovered a portal of space and time within your own world that really exists and only you know how to enter it. No not our brains this is real. And you cant see it and people cant see it BUT it exists And you know it exists because things seem to happen around your life that NO ONE on this earth can explain something like the 6th degree of being everywhere at the right or wrong time type of thing DO YOU BELIVE THIS IS POSSIBLE ?

NO NO NO NO....LOL There will be NO putting on of dresses or anything makeup related! We are all MANLY men.....Right men? Right! We all love you too vin.......Just NOOOOO kisssing....LOL Vinny buddy it is 2pm over here what time is it over there now?

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Your Fender HSS Standard Stratocaster in Electron Blue was made at the Fender Ensenada Plant in Mexico in the Year: 2008.
Final Assembly Date: July 30th, 2008
Model Number: 013 4700 587
Serial # MZ8031252

YES! Why YES I DO!

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Your Fender HSS Standard Stratocaster in Electron Blue was made at the Fender Ensenada Plant in Mexico in the Year: 2008.
Final Assembly Date: July 30th, 2008
Model Number: 013 4700 587
Serial # MZ8031252

I started the riot of 88, it really wasnt my fault so please read on. Remember the huge black man who befriended me the one that looked like Mike Tyson who saved my life, good , we went out to a nightclub together after we became friends just the 2 of us. As he was smoozing the babes inside I went out to my car and I saw 4 people in there... my car!!!!
This was a black club we went too and I was the only white guy in there hahahahahhahahahahahah anyway. I calmy walked up to my car and saw 2 big Fijians in the front and 2 babes at the back. I said
'' what are you doing in my car ''
'' oh its your car is it ''
'' yes my car ''
'' Im really sorry he said, Im a little drunk and thought it was my car. ''
I waited outside the door and watched them in my car. He then opened the door and said sorry to me and they all walked away . I went inside had a drink to relax and Mr X my friend came over with 2 women. I told him that there were 4 people in my car.
'' Show me who these people are '' he said

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