So….what your saying is that Aliens came down to earth, secretly took over the government, plunged us into WAR, and then to further finance the colonization of this planet the raised the retail prices on Fender guitars………Ok…….sure I buy that…..how do they play with only 3 fingers though?

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(80’s Hair Metal) = A snapshot in time before Grunge ruined Rock & Roll forever!!!!

At least they still have a middle finger.

So the middle finger is whats up then?

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"I started out with nothing, and still have most of it"

Yes, it is the state bird of aliens too.

I'm 100% sure it's the opposite of down! I think?

They watched every closeup video of Eric Clapton's work.

I thought they were adopting a django/james hybrid approach and incorporating slide into gypsy jazz.

Just goes to show how wrong you can be sometimes.

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No no and no

So he was like duuuuudddeee, and I was like duuuuddeeee, and then he was like ddduuuude.

If you both were like 'duuuuudddeeee' that must have been something to behold .....from afar

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"Another day in paradise!"

I laughed

I think I have heard about that but I am not sure where

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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.

Thomas Jefferson