Is'nt it amazing how this thread started, and which direction it's going in now?

Ain't I a stinker?


-Harley

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Hey BigJay,
Go read the whole thread, it's good for a heck of a laugh

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You're not alone BigJay,

Pete got a few people that way

I see you have TFL5005, I got rid of four of those with the large 2x12's about 10 years ago. pretty cool

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Naw, it's fine Harley. We won't have to wait long now...look around you. Shhh, it's started again... the threads from hell.

Q: My Jagstang is acting really weird lately; like it doesn't tune up now, and sounds really really bad"

A: The problem is insurmountable. Dip the headstock in cocaine, sing something massively depressing; slightly out of tune, and hope for grim death. It's the only fix.

Too friggin FUNNY! And too true!!!!!!!!!!

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if i had your strat i wouldn't do any modifications to it, i would keep it somewhere safe, and sell it for a BIG profit in say 1o years

Here it comes again Pete!


Hey Edengrillz, read down beyond the first post, you'll get a kick out of this

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The number of people either taking this thread seriously, or just plain old not reading it, is quite worrying.

On the jazzmaster issue, put a tele bridge on it. Be a guitar from God himself then.

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I believe Pete is an excellent Fisherman. He's been pulling in some really big ones with this thread!

-Harley

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"The number of people either taking this thread seriously, or just plain old not reading it, is quite worrying. "

Agreed Ninja. What is worrying as well is that some of the well meaning advice I got suggested I SHOULD go ahead with those proposed mods.

BTW, the '58 is real, but the idea of me doing mods to it are dimininishing more and more considering all the advice I've gotten, and I may end up leaving it the way it is. The mods in the end may not be quite so real.

Pete

True, but it's like fishing with dynamite. They just rise to the top and float!

Reminds me of a Beverly Hillbillies episode were Jed Clampett is test drivng a used Navy destroyer. The crew demonstrates the depth charge system for him as a prospective buyer. His comment is " Dogggggie! You coudl catch a powerful mess 'o fish that way, but it hardly seems sportin' somehow!"

Pete

Pete,

Dynamite is great if you're in a hurry

-Harley

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