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Post subject: Anyone have any good music/musician jokes?
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:52 pm
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I'll start.

How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

Now it's your turn.

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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:58 pm
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Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car?
He had to break a window to get the drummer out!

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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:02 pm
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How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one so long as the roadie gets the ladder, sets it up and puts the
bulb in the socket for him.

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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:16 pm
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A boy says to his mother, "When I grow up, I want to be a guitar player"

His mother replies, "Now, son, you know you can't do both!"

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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:18 pm
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haha, that one is good. and true.

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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:00 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:03 pm
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What has three legs and an a**hole on top?

A drummer's stool.

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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:30 pm
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What do you call a drummer with half a brain?

Gifted

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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:32 pm
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Two girls walking together are disturbed by a noise. They look down and see an ugly frog who tells them, "Please young ladies help me, I am a jazz musician who was changed into a frog by a ***sed off client who turned out to be a witch in disguise". The frog added that if he could find a beautiful yound chick to give him a kiss on the lips he would instantly turn back into a whealthy jazz musician and marry the girl.
One of the girl immediately grabs the frog, put it in her purse and start running toward a telephone boot. Her friend running behind her asks, "What are you doing aren't you going to kiss him"?
To that her friend responds" Never, we'll make a lot more money from a talking frog than a jazz musician".



My apologies to all jazz lovers (including myself).I found this joke as is on a french TV variety last week, I just translated it.

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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:32 pm
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non-drummer jokes now, please!

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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:42 pm
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How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better"


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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:48 pm
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what do you call someone who hangs out with the band?


a bass player

i was playing bass with my gf's dad and one of his guitarist told me that.

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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:22 pm
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What do you call a drummer whose girlfreind dumbed him?

Homeless!

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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:15 pm
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nrt4 wrote:
What do you call a drummer whose girlfreind dumbed him?

Homeless!
dumbed? :D funny joke anyway :lol:


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What do you throw a drowning bassist? His amp.




What does a bass player say right before a band breaks up?
''Hey guys, I wrote some music.''


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