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Dobs-"I Ought To Smash Your Head Flat"

Howard-"Go Ahead do it, you do and you'd never leave this wilderness alive. You two would die here more miserable than rats. Look at yourselves, have you ever seen such dumb specimins? You're dumber than the Dumbest Jackass! You're so dumb, you can't even see the riches your treadin' on with your own two feet."
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Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: These go to eleven.

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WC- "Was I in hear last night, and did I spend a Twenty Dollar Bill?"

Bartender (Shemp Howard)-"Yeah"

WC- "Ahh, what a load off my mind...I thought I lost it."

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What kind of world do we live in where a bat steals all my press? This Town needs an enama...
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What are you??

i'm Batman
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Allow my self to introduce my self...I am Richie Cunningham, and this is my wife Oprah...
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Batman: The Movie (1966)-Adam West

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FirstMeasure wrote:
Batman: The Movie (1966)-Adam West

Batman-"Some days you just can't get rid of a Bomb"


That's what I was going to post--my all time favorite movie quote--and one of the funniest scenes ever. That scene alone is worth the price of the DVD.

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"Forget about freedom, we don't have enough mud"

"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."

Monty Python & the Holy Grail.

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Here's a couple of mine. You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bulls a@@. But wouldn't you rather take the butchers word for it. Tommy Boy. On a scale of 1to 10 I'd give you a 2 only because I never meet a 1. Drity Harry Magnum Force


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I'll add one that hasn't made it yet,

From Bull Durham:

Annie Savoy: What do you believe in, then?
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the c***, the p****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
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Crash Davis: Goodnight.
Annie Savoy: Oh my. Crash...


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sulley107 wrote:
"We're on a mission from God"

Elwood Blues, The Blues Brothers


that is one of the greatest movie quotes. i forgot to post that one. i love how he says god like gad.

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