How to get a #1 Hit in the US music industry

FarrahnsMom · **Joined:** Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:51 am **Posts:** 46

white teeth will help

stratmansteve · **Posted:** Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:13 pm

You could move to South Korea. :wink:

ripitup555 · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:30 pm

The_Nutter wrote:

ripitup555 wrote:

Geometry seems to play a big factor with todays all knowing condecending sooperstars throwing out shapes like J Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz and BeYAWNce so I'd go Algebra just to be different, then you'll need hidden messages when played backwards Beelzebub's been done and become predictable and boring how about a Farming theme no idea how to have lyrics when played backwards say " I'm off to milk them cows" but we can work on that later........stroking chin and gazing upwards thoughtfully time.........

Only one thing comes to mind:

Oh, another one:

HaHaHaHa WestCountry (throw a shape) innit na a min man, watched a vid of the Wurzels "I am a cider drinker" filmed on some kids tv show, funny looking back at pre teen kids joining in the chorus :shock:

M1KE · **Joined:** Tue May 29, 2012 7:00 pm **Posts:** 258

Ceri wrote:

M1KE wrote:

Be British and around 19-25 years old.

As with guitars, country of origin is beside the point.

What you have to do is go to bed with Simon Cowell. It's as simple as that.

How much do you want this hit single?

Cheers - C

If country of origin is besides the point, how do you explain:

1. One Direction
2. The Wanted
3. All those other bad modern groups
4. The Rolling Stones
5. The Beatles

The last two are good, but otherwise American girls just like guys with accents.

ZZDoc · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:34 pm

Don't release a record during the summer, even if it's a summer song, even if it's on a major label with a major producer, whilst the Feds are in the middle of an investigation into the music industry. Anybody remember 'Payola' :?:

chrisasauru · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 7:12 pm

it helps to hammer the title of your song into the listeners ear drum

ella ella hey oh under my umbrella ella hey

everybody in love, put your hands up, if you're in love put your hands up, put your hands up, love!

baby baby baby oohh, baby baby baby

i've got a feeling, tonights gonna be a goof night, tonights gonna be a good good night

we've gotta fight fight fight fight fight for this love we've gotta fight fight fight

mamamamamamamyyyy sharona

EDIT i actually quite like while all these dreadful acts are polluting US airwaves, they are representing the UK with their youthful beauty and good dental hygiene.

tc rocker · **Joined:** Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:31 pm **Posts:** 175

The guy from the video needs the delorean with the faux capaciter & go back to the 60's, 70's, or 80's to hear whar real music is.
My 2cents !!!!!!

ZZDoc · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 7:48 pm

FarrahnsMom wrote:

white teeth will help

Clapton had his mouth restored years ago, and Richards now has a ridiculously white bridge in his mouth which, I suspect, is partially or wholly supported by implants.

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