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Hola me llamo John Mayer. Si, es verdad "foshastajones" es John Mayer y John Mayer es "foshastajones". Yo no soy de los Estadios Unidos. Soy de Mexico. Tambien, yo no soy un "nino blanco". Yo soy un inmigrante que esta aqui ilegalmente. Yo quiero solo trabajar y yo quiero aprender ingles.

Tambien, yo era con Jessica Simpson y elle est muy caliente. Sus gemelos son espectaculares y como se ha dicho por mi, "Su cuerpo es una maravilla."

Could you translate ZZ Top's "Que Lastima", I'd really like to know what I'm singing. :wink:


try www.freetranslation.com That oughtta get you close.

Cool, thanks. I was half-kidding, but this is great.


Aqui, en Ingles

And we poor drunks
No one wants to catch us (slang for "no one wants to f*** us)
Our heart is not that bad
But we don't have women
What a shame, what a shame, what a shame

We have beers
We also have time
It's important to have a few pesos
But my luck is always bad
What a shame, what a shame, what a shame

Yes sir!

:lol: :lol: I knew it was a cool song, Thanks!


Hey dude is it a cool song becuase no chicks want to"hook it up" with you lol!!!! j/k FirstMeasure


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Yahoo had a list of the top 10 most annoying singers with John Mayer in it.


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If it helps clarify matters;I'm not John Mayer.





I'm Napoleon Bonaparte!


Dude! That was classic!


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flamekaster wrote:
FirstMeasure wrote:
foshastajones wrote:
FirstMeasure wrote:
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FirstMeasure wrote:
foshastajones wrote:
Hola me llamo John Mayer. Si, es verdad "foshastajones" es John Mayer y John Mayer es "foshastajones". Yo no soy de los Estadios Unidos. Soy de Mexico. Tambien, yo no soy un "nino blanco". Yo soy un inmigrante que esta aqui ilegalmente. Yo quiero solo trabajar y yo quiero aprender ingles.

Tambien, yo era con Jessica Simpson y elle est muy caliente. Sus gemelos son espectaculares y como se ha dicho por mi, "Su cuerpo es una maravilla."

Could you translate ZZ Top's "Que Lastima", I'd really like to know what I'm singing. :wink:


try www.freetranslation.com That oughtta get you close.

Cool, thanks. I was half-kidding, but this is great.


Aqui, en Ingles

And we poor drunks
No one wants to catch us (slang for "no one wants to f*** us)
Our heart is not that bad
But we don't have women
What a shame, what a shame, what a shame

We have beers
We also have time
It's important to have a few pesos
But my luck is always bad
What a shame, what a shame, what a shame

Yes sir!

:lol: :lol: I knew it was a cool song, Thanks!


Hey dude is it a cool song becuase no chicks want to"hook it up" with you lol!!!! j/k FirstMeasure

It hits pretty close to home. :lol:

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bmcmillin wrote:
Eljay wrote:
If it helps clarify matters;I'm not John Mayer.





I'm Napoleon Bonaparte!


Dude! That was classic!


Well, if he's Napolean Bonaparte, then I'm Utant. 8) 8) 8)


Note: If you don't get this, see the movie That Thing You Do.

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The person he was referring to was "U Thant."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U_Thant

See, he was considered to be unbelievably smart when he leading the UN..... so "If Jimmy's a genius, then I'm U Thant."


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Gravity Jim wrote:
The person he was referring to was "U Thant."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U_Thant

See, he was considered to be unbelievably smart when he leading the UN..... so "If Jimmy's a genius, then I'm U Thant."


Meh, never mind. Like I'm in a spelling contest. :? :wink: :?

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Gravity Jim wrote:
The person he was referring to was "U Thant."


Wow, good job figuring that out!

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"Oh John Mayer... Where Are You???"

I bet he is either

1) in a tattoo parlor, or

2) on a beach with Jennifer Aniston

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"Oh John Mayer... Where Are You???"

I bet he is either

1) in a tattoo parlor, or

2) on a beach with Jennifer Aniston

Did you bump this thread so you could mention Aniston again? What kind of Fender does she play?

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"Oh John Mayer... Where Are You???"

I bet he is either

1) in a tattoo parlor, or

2) on a beach with Jennifer Aniston

Did you bump this thread so you could mention Aniston again? What kind of Fender does she play?


That would be the Blondeocaster. There's a Kate Hudson model too.

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Did you bump this thread so you could mention Aniston again?


No, I bumped it because cryingstrat *loves* seeing JM threads come back to the top.

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She plays Custom Shop Relics that she finds in John Mayer's closet.

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Did you bump this thread so you could mention Aniston again?


No, I bumped it because cryingstrat *loves* seeing JM threads come back to the top.

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She plays Custom Shop Relics that she finds in John Mayer's closet.

Oh, sorry, didn't mean to interupt.

And if Mayers smart, he keep a Squier around for his Groupies.

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Why does it matter who he is sleeping with, or what tattoos he has? If he's a musician, he's a musician regardless of what happens to or on his body.



However, the fact that Jennifer Aniston is dating a guitarist does give me hope.....


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I'd rather talk about his women and tatts then "he's a bluesman/he's not a bluesman"

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