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He's prolly Pissed cause the rotten things you guys said. You guys were really mean to him. I'm not the one that made the colonoscopy Joke... :P Ok, I might have encouraged it, but i don't get to claim it.


I had a colonoscopy done this past winter and found a never ending supply of jokes about it. Big deal.


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Hey folks, ya caught me! John Mayer here and did I ever tell you about the time I dated Jessica Simpson, let's just say I scored, she was smoking hot. Anyway, you guys have any scales I can learn and maybe some chords? I was also wondering which is better, MIM or MIA?? Strat or Tele?? P or jazz bass?? Who's your favorite bass/guitar player (hope it's me cause I rip)???
Help me out guys I've been on the road to long! Well, have to go the tour bus just pulled up to another gig.

10-4 over and out, John


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If it helps clarify matters;I'm not John Mayer.





I'm Napoleon Bonaparte!

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harmonicchaos wrote:
FirstMeasure wrote:
He's prolly Pissed cause the rotten things you guys said. You guys were really mean to him. I'm not the one that made the colonoscopy Joke... :P Ok, I might have encouraged it, but i don't get to claim it.


okay i want to hear the story behind that one. :)

It all started in a thread called "Hendrix to SRV to Mayer", where you can find gems like,
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Since you went through the trouble of reviving a John Mayer thread, here's my opinion.

His heart's in the right place. He want's to be a Bluesman so bad he's loosing sleep, and I admire him for that.

As a Musician and Guiatr player, he just doesn't inspire me. I find his singing is downright annoying, but I can see how someone would like it's character. After all, I like Leon Russels voice.

He gets an A for effort, but if half of his grade is The Final Test, he gets a C+.

P.S. I really like John Mayer's signature Strat, even over Eric Johnsons, Stevie Ray's, Jeff Beck's, or Eric Clapton's (not EC's first sig, that's my holy grail, sort of).


In Mayer's defense, and no I'm not a fan, I'd have to say the blues are simple to play but take a lifetime to learn. He's young. He really just started playing the blues. Give him time and he'll be one of the greats. Life needs to beat you up some before you can put that feelin into yer blues.
Oh yeah, you're right...that singing style is friggin awful. And those facial movements while he sings? Looks like he's having a colonoscopy without painkillers.

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Yes, twas I who made the colonoscopy joke. Sorry John or whatever alias your supposedly using here. Those facial contortions do look more then a bit painfull at times.

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Just a little closer to on topic, I'm going to fuel the Urban Legend just a little.

It's been suggested that Mr. Mayer is too busy, or too wrapped up in being a touring Pro to interest himself in a Fender Forum. Put yourself on a Bus with 235 miles of Corn and Night sky between you and your next Gig. Champange knocked out your groupies, and Nebraska Cocaine has no legs.
Your a Fender fanatic with a $5000 Laptop and Wireless connection. you figure, what the heck, I'll check out this button that says "Community".

After all John Mayer himself said, in reference to his being on the Crossroads 2007 lineup "I feel like I belong this time, whether I do or not, I'll let the GUYS ON THE MESSAGE BOARDS DUKE THAT ONE OUT." Suggesting, he not only reads the message boards, but are familiar enough with the users of these boards, to call them "Guys".

def Leopard used to read Bad review after bad review, just to get his dander up, and use the emotions in the next gig. If Mayer is interested in feedback, he's on here looking. Whether or not he's created a profile is anybodies guess. But he's read the Fender forum, I'd put good money on it.

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Hola me llamo John Mayer. Si, es verdad "foshastajones" es John Mayer y John Mayer es "foshastajones". Yo no soy de los Estadios Unidos. Soy de Mexico. Tambien, yo no soy un "nino blanco". Yo soy un inmigrante que esta aqui ilegalmente. Yo quiero solo trabajar y yo quiero aprender ingles.

Tambien, yo era con Jessica Simpson y elle est muy caliente. Sus gemelos son espectaculares y como se ha dicho por mi, "Su cuerpo es una maravilla."


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Hola me llamo John Mayer. Si, es verdad "foshastajones" es John Mayer y John Mayer es "foshastajones". Yo no soy de los Estadios Unidos. Soy de Mexico. Tambien, yo no soy un "nino blanco". Yo soy un inmigrante que esta aqui ilegalmente. Yo quiero solo trabajar y yo quiero aprender ingles.

Tambien, yo era con Jessica Simpson y elle est muy caliente. Sus gemelos son espectaculares y como se ha dicho por mi, "Su cuerpo es una maravilla."


Muy Bien! Fantastico!

That is the extent of my espanol, I need to learn a lot more espanol. :D


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Hola me llamo John Mayer. Si, es verdad "foshastajones" es John Mayer y John Mayer es "foshastajones". Yo no soy de los Estadios Unidos. Soy de Mexico. Tambien, yo no soy un "nino blanco". Yo soy un inmigrante que esta aqui ilegalmente. Yo quiero solo trabajar y yo quiero aprender ingles.

Tambien, yo era con Jessica Simpson y elle est muy caliente. Sus gemelos son espectaculares y como se ha dicho por mi, "Su cuerpo es una maravilla."

Could you translate ZZ Top's "Que Lastima", I'd really like to know what I'm singing. :wink:

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foshastajones wrote:
Hola me llamo John Mayer. Si, es verdad "foshastajones" es John Mayer y John Mayer es "foshastajones". Yo no soy de los Estadios Unidos. Soy de Mexico. Tambien, yo no soy un "nino blanco". Yo soy un inmigrante que esta aqui ilegalmente. Yo quiero solo trabajar y yo quiero aprender ingles.

Tambien, yo era con Jessica Simpson y elle est muy caliente. Sus gemelos son espectaculares y como se ha dicho por mi, "Su cuerpo es una maravilla."

Could you translate ZZ Top's "Que Lastima", I'd really like to know what I'm singing. :wink:


try www.freetranslation.com That oughtta get you close.


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foshastajones wrote:
Hola me llamo John Mayer. Si, es verdad "foshastajones" es John Mayer y John Mayer es "foshastajones". Yo no soy de los Estadios Unidos. Soy de Mexico. Tambien, yo no soy un "nino blanco". Yo soy un inmigrante que esta aqui ilegalmente. Yo quiero solo trabajar y yo quiero aprender ingles.

Tambien, yo era con Jessica Simpson y elle est muy caliente. Sus gemelos son espectaculares y como se ha dicho por mi, "Su cuerpo es una maravilla."

Could you translate ZZ Top's "Que Lastima", I'd really like to know what I'm singing. :wink:


try www.freetranslation.com That oughtta get you close.

Cool, thanks. I was half-kidding, but this is great.

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http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?id=786

Guess who's # 28? Don't blame me, blame Blender!


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FirstMeasure wrote:
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foshastajones wrote:
Hola me llamo John Mayer. Si, es verdad "foshastajones" es John Mayer y John Mayer es "foshastajones". Yo no soy de los Estadios Unidos. Soy de Mexico. Tambien, yo no soy un "nino blanco". Yo soy un inmigrante que esta aqui ilegalmente. Yo quiero solo trabajar y yo quiero aprender ingles.

Tambien, yo era con Jessica Simpson y elle est muy caliente. Sus gemelos son espectaculares y como se ha dicho por mi, "Su cuerpo es una maravilla."

Could you translate ZZ Top's "Que Lastima", I'd really like to know what I'm singing. :wink:


try www.freetranslation.com That oughtta get you close.

Cool, thanks. I was half-kidding, but this is great.


Aqui, en Ingles

And we poor drunks
No one wants to catch us (slang for "no one wants to f*** us)
Our heart is not that bad
But we don't have women
What a shame, what a shame, what a shame

We have beers
We also have time
It's important to have a few pesos
But my luck is always bad
What a shame, what a shame, what a shame

Yes sir!


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twangee wrote:
http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?id=786

Guess who's # 28? Don't blame me, blame Blender!


Verdad, esa cancion fue malo, pero me dieron el dinero para ello. Ademas, yo estaba con Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, y ahora estoy con Minka Kelly, porque yo escribi que la cancion. Tambien, ahora yo tengo mucho tiempo libre por escribir la musica que se me hara de mi una leyenda.


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foshastajones wrote:
FirstMeasure wrote:
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FirstMeasure wrote:
foshastajones wrote:
Hola me llamo John Mayer. Si, es verdad "foshastajones" es John Mayer y John Mayer es "foshastajones". Yo no soy de los Estadios Unidos. Soy de Mexico. Tambien, yo no soy un "nino blanco". Yo soy un inmigrante que esta aqui ilegalmente. Yo quiero solo trabajar y yo quiero aprender ingles.

Tambien, yo era con Jessica Simpson y elle est muy caliente. Sus gemelos son espectaculares y como se ha dicho por mi, "Su cuerpo es una maravilla."

Could you translate ZZ Top's "Que Lastima", I'd really like to know what I'm singing. :wink:


try www.freetranslation.com That oughtta get you close.

Cool, thanks. I was half-kidding, but this is great.


Aqui, en Ingles

And we poor drunks
No one wants to catch us (slang for "no one wants to f*** us)
Our heart is not that bad
But we don't have women
What a shame, what a shame, what a shame

We have beers
We also have time
It's important to have a few pesos
But my luck is always bad
What a shame, what a shame, what a shame

Yes sir!

:lol: :lol: I knew it was a cool song, Thanks!

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