its been a little slow the past few days so I am attempting to draw out some conversation.

the game is fairly simple I will start.

would you rather swallow a tuning machine head or suck a bums toe?

rules:
#1. you must answer the latest question to be able post a new question.
#2. you may "quote" and comment on any question in the thread BUT
if the question has been previously answered this does not entitle you to a new question.

#3. Do not post ridiculous things like "Cake or Death". if the answer is obvious
don't bother (this is supposed to make you think)

#4. pleas try to not be blatantly offensive.. (that means use innuendo)

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Definetly swallow the tuning machine head !!!

Would you rather break your left hand pinky - or your right leg ?

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A-man

How pathetic is this thread? This used to be a cool place to come to for advice and info. Now it's reduced to this nonsense. I'm gone, good luck people.

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leg an excuse to stay away from work and have plenty of time to put that pinky to good use

would you rather go deaf or blind?

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Well, you are gone from this thread, or perhaps you will take another peep. And why would that be?
In any case, we are a community and we enjoy each other and we go for all kinds of stuff. You post a script on compressors one day and propose a game the next day, I call that mental health.

So I would rather go blind man. Some call me that now anyways.

Now, would you rather leave your Strat out in the sun and rain for one year,
or go without TV, computer, sodas, chips and sweets for one year?

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FIGHT!

Definitely give up the TV, computer, sodas, chips, and sweets!

Would you rather be physically attractive, or talented if you could only be one or the other?

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physically attractive. just to see what it feels like.

vintage fender amp or vintage marshall amp?

i have access to an old, old fender twin that i won't even look at. it was my late uncle's and i refuse to play thru it. that amp has lots of mojo. i'm simply not worthy.

Definitely vintage fender amp.

Would you rather stab yourself in the leg or hit your fender with a hammer?

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stabbing in the leg.. you'll heal... your guitar won't

Would you rather marry someone for money? or live poorly having a hot wife?

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If I Like It...
I Just Do It...

Not sure I'm following the rules here, but I would never marry for looks or money. I would only marry for love and I would rather drive a concrete truck to do otherwise.

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Gary

I am going with option B because I am not rich and I do in fact have a hot wife


ok... would you rather slide down a dry 100' Ft water slide or spend 24 hours in San Quentin state prison?

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I'll take the slide... eheh..

if you see a car, and there's no one around and it has an open trunk and there lies a 1962 vintage stratocaster...

would you ignore it? or steal it?

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I Just Do It...

IGNORE! I would Never steal another mans Axe! shameful

but. If an elderly widow were selling her dead husbands Pre CBS strat for the original Price on the receipt that was left inside the case, would you
(A) tell her its worth more.
(B) keep quiet and buy it!

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100' dry water slide, I'd wear clothing slathered in vaseline.

...would you rather have your right hand permanently attached to a guitar in the prefect picking position, or...be permanently attached to your favorite amp in the seated position, w/ wheels, of course?

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