it's resting, look!

Monty Python FacethePress+Battle of Pearl Harbor+Dead Parrot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiIfJlaCA1w&feature=colike

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I told you once...

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It wasn't Willy-Nilly, it was at crows.

The encounter between two knights.

Black Knight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690&feature=colike

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Monty Python And The Holy Grail
the black knight scene or the knights who say ne (or however you would spell it)

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NI

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It wasn't Willy-Nilly, it was at crows.

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"La plus grande révélation est le silence"
Lao-Tseu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7HoEqMoXYI this sceen always stuck in my head .

BRIAN:
Have I got a big nose, Mum?
MANDY:
Oh, stop thinking about sex.
BRIAN:
I wasn't.
MANDY:
You're always on about it... morning, noon, and night. 'Will the girls like this?' 'Will the girls like that?' 'Is it too big?' 'Is it too small?'
BRIAN:
I was... just wondering if you thought my nose was--
MANDY:
Get your filthy little mind off it! You’re forty years old, now. You should have grown out of all that.
BRIAN:
I’m only just getting interested in it, Mum.
MANDY:
It’s time you got interested in a job, my lad.
LEPER #1:
Spare a shekel.
LEPER #2:
God bless you, sir.
LEPER #3:
Alms for a leper.
LEPER #4:
Alms for a leper.
EX-LEPER:
Alms for an ex-leper. Bloody donkey owners. All the same, aren't they? Never have any change. Oh, here's a touch. Spare a talent for an old ex-leper.
MANDY:
Buzz off!
EX-LEPER:
Spare a talent for an old ex-leper.
MANDY:
A talent? That's more than he earns in a month.
EX-LEPER:
Half a talent, then.
MANDY:
No, go away!
EX-LEPER:
Come on, Big Nose. Let's haggle.
BRIAN:
What?
EX-LEPER:
All right. Cut the haggling. Say you open at one shekel. I start at two thousand. We close about eighteen hundred.
BRIAN:
No.
EX-LEPER:
Seventeen-fifty?
MANDY:
Go away!
EX-LEPER:
Seventeen-forty.
MANDY:
Look. Will you leave him alone?
EX-LEPER:
All right. Two shekels. Just two. Isn't this fun, eh?
MANDY:
Look. He's not giving you any money, so piss off!
EX-LEPER:
All right, sir. My final offer: half a shekel for an old ex-leper.
BRIAN:
Did you say... 'ex-leper'?
EX-LEPER:
That's right, sir. Sixteen years behind the bell, and proud of it, sir.
BRIAN:
Well, what happened?
EX-LEPER:
I was cured, sir.
BRIAN:
Cured?
EX-LEPER:
Yes, sir, a bloody miracle, sir. God bless you.
BRIAN:
Who cured you?
EX-LEPER:
Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up he comes. Cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your leave. 'You're cured mate.' Bloody do-gooder.
BRIAN:
Well, why don't you go and tell him you want to be a leper again?
EX-LEPER:
Ah, yeah. I could do that, sir. Yeah. Yeah, I could do that, I suppose. What I was thinking was, I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt. Excuse my French, sir, but, uh--
MANDY:
Brian! Come and clean your room out.
BRIAN:
There you are.
EX-LEPER:
Thank you, sir. Thanks-- Half a denary for me bloody life story?
BRIAN:
There's no pleasing some people.
EX-LEPER:
That's just what Jesus said, sir.


cheers!

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MANDY:
Oh.
OFFICER:
Good afternoon.
MANDY:
Oh, ah. Hello, officer. Ehh. I'll be with you in a few moments. All right, dear?
BRIAN:
What's he doing here?
MANDY:
Now, don't start that Brian, and go and clean your room out.
BRIAN:
Bloody Romans.
MANDY:
Now, look, Brian. If it wasn't for them, we wouldn't have all this, and don't you forget it.
BRIAN:
We don't owe the Romans anything, Mum.
MANDY:
Well, that's not entirely true, is it Brian?
BRIAN:
What do you mean?
MANDY:
Well, you know you were asking me about your, uh...
BRIAN:
My nose?
MANDY:
Yes. Well, there's a reason it's... like it is, Brian.
BRIAN:
What is it?
MANDY:
Well, I suppose I should have told you a long time ago, but...
BRIAN:
What?
MANDY:
Well, Brian,... your father isn't Mr. Cohen.
BRIAN:
I never thought he was.
MANDY:
Now, none of your cheek! He was a Roman, Brian. He was a centurion in the Roman army.
BRIAN:
You mean... you were raped?
MANDY:
Well, at first, yes.
BRIAN:
Who was it?
MANDY:
Heh. Nortius Maximus his name was. Hmm. Promised me the known world he did. I was to be taken to Rome, House by the Forum. Slaves. Asses' milk. As much gold as I could eat.
Then, he, having his way with me had... voom! Like a rat out of an aqueduct.
BRIAN:
The bastard!
MANDY:
Yeah. So, next time you go on about the 'bloody Romans', don't forget you're one of them.
BRIAN:
I'm not a Roman, Mum, and I never will be! I'm a &^$%! A Yid! A Hebe! A Hook-nose! I'm Kosher, Mum! I'm a Red Sea Pedestrian, and proud of it!
[slam]
MANDY:
Huh. Sex, sex, sex. That's all they think about, huh? Well, how are you, then, officer?

cheers!

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"Heeee's a lumberjack and he's OK...."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL7n5mEmXJo

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"I didn't do it it just fell by itself"

Monty Python - Accident

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUeLs4yFGTg&feature=colike

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Hadn't seen that one before.

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Just think of how awesome a guitar player you could have been by now if you had only spent the last 10 years practicing instead of obsessing over pickups and roasted maple necks.

I'm kinda surprised that the Rutles only got passing mention...

While not strictly Python, it nonetheless shares a lot of DNA...

In 1966, the Rutles faced the biggest threat to their careers: Nasty, in a widely quoted interview, apparently had claimed the Rutles were bigger than God, and had gone on to say that God had never had a hit record.

The story spread like wildfire in America. Many fans burned their albums. Many more burnt their fingers attempting to burn their albums. Album sales sky-rocketed. People were buying them just to burn them. But in fact, it was all a ghastly mistake: Nasty, talking to a slightly deaf journalist, had claimed only that the Rutles were bigger than Rod. Rod Stewart would not be big for another 8 years.

Nasty apologized to Rod, God and the press, and the tour went ahead as planned. But it would be their last. At the end of it, they met Bob Dylan in the idyllic San Francisco of the mid-60's, and he introduced them to a strange substance that was to have an enormous effect on them: Tea.

Despite the warnings that it would lead to stronger things, the Rutles enjoyed the pleasant effects of tea. And it influenced enormously their greatest work, "Sgt. Rutter".
The release of this album, a millstone in pop music history, contributed greatly to an idyllic summer of bells, flowers and tea-drinking. Its music led thousands to experiment with tea.

Stig, meanwhile, had fallen under the influence of Arthur Sultan, the "Surrey Mystic". And Sultan had introduced Stig to his ouija board work. But while the Rutles sat at the feet of the Surrey Mystic, fate dealt them an appalling blow. It was here that they learned the shocking news of their manager. Leggy Mountbatten, tired and despondent over the weekend and unable to raise any friends, went home and tragically...accepted a teaching post in Australia.

It's significant that their first major flop, the "Tragical History Tour", immediately followed the loss of Leggy. It was not the strongest idea for a Rutles film: Four Oxford history professors on a hitch-hiking tour of teashops in the Rutland area, and it was slammed mercilessly by the press.

cheers!

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