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Post subject: Re: Understanding Women
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 1:15 pm
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I am sooooo out numbered in this forum..I make a quick retreat and remind myself I can not engage in a war of words with so many unarmed people HA!

( Now running before fallout begins!)

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Post subject: Re: Understanding Women
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 1:19 pm
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Monalst wrote:
I am sooooo out numbered in this forum..I make a quick retreat and remind myself I can not engage in a war of words with so many unarmed people HA!

( Now running before fallout begins!)

Don't worry ,Mona ! I think you are the majority here- you are a woman, right ? 8)

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Post subject: Re: Understanding Women
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 1:33 pm
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Stephen Hawking admits he finds women 'a complete mystery'

Physicist who has grappled with cosmic inflation and a quantum theory of gravity says he is baffled by women
His career has shed light on the secrets of the universe, from the nature of space-time to the workings of black holes, but there is one conundrum that still baffles the world's most famous scientist.

In an interview to mark his 70th birthday this weekend, Stephen Hawking, the former Lucasian professor of mathematics at Cambridge University, admitted he spent most of the day thinking about women. "They are," he said "a complete mystery."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/ ... te-mystery

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Post subject: Re: Understanding Women
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:37 pm
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That there chapter 1 must be about PMS.

*Arc ducks and runs before Mona finds something sharp and heavy to throw*

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Post subject: Re: Understanding Women
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:50 pm
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Understanding women is sort of like running from a bear - you don't have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun one other person!

Hence... if you are a wise man, you pick one woman and you figure her out and don't worry about the rest. I've been working at understanding one woman since our first date in 1966 and I am almost there!

Honey, do you want that massage now..?

Or should I do the dishes first?

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Post subject: Re: Understanding Women
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:58 pm
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You guitarist are a "Special" bunch..I sure hope its not catching!!

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Post subject: Re: Understanding Women
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:00 pm
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Monalst wrote:
You guitarist are a "Special" bunch..I sure hope its not catching!!
I'm not positive, but I don't think my wife has caught it yet...

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Post subject: Re: Understanding Women
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:19 pm
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Monalst wrote:
I am sooooo out numbered in this forum..

Hi Mona: a minority to be sure, but there's more women here than meets the eye. And in any case, when you look at us fellas I have an idea what you're seeing...

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Post subject: Re: Understanding Women
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:28 pm
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tyronne wrote:
Stephen Hawking admits he finds women 'a complete mystery'

Physicist who has grappled with cosmic inflation and a quantum theory of gravity says he is baffled by women
His career has shed light on the secrets of the universe, from the nature of space-time to the workings of black holes, but there is one conundrum that still baffles the world's most famous scientist.

In an interview to mark his 70th birthday this weekend, Stephen Hawking, the former Lucasian professor of mathematics at Cambridge University, admitted he spent most of the day thinking about women. "They are," he said "a complete mystery."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/ ... te-mystery


Perhaps he should go on a date with Dr. Ruth..... :twisted:

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Post subject: Re: Understanding Women
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:28 pm
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Ceri wrote:
Monalst wrote:
I am sooooo out numbered in this forum..

Hi Mona: a minority to be sure, but there's more women here than meets the eye. And in any case, when you look at us fellas I have an idea what you're seeing...

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Is that Andy Big Hair...... :?: ... :shock: :lol:

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Post subject: Re: Understanding Women
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:30 pm
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Monalst wrote:
I am sooooo out numbered in this forum..I make a quick retreat and remind myself I can not engage in a war of words with so many unarmed people HA!

( Now running before fallout begins!)


And I do have both arms Thank You.... How else could I type with only Two Fingers... :wink:

( Tried my thumbs but the keyboard is too large ) :lol:

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Post subject: Re: Understanding Women
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:52 pm
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However...So far in life ...This is how I understand Women.....

They will Dazzle you with their inner beauty...

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Floor you with their insight....

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And completely humble you with their capabilities..

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( and yes.... all three are outwardly beautiful, but that is hardly the point..)

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Post subject: Re: Understanding Women
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:00 pm
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53magnatone wrote:
Is that Andy Big Hair...... :?: ... :shock: :lol:

No, that's me - after shaving.

Andy is much hairier than that. 8)

BTW: my wife said she learnt to understand me very quickly indeed. That's gotta be a compliment, right?

Right...?

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Post subject: Re: Understanding Women
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:02 pm
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^^^ Should we pose the question to her Ladyship..... :?:

Or perhaps it is one of life's mysteries best left unanswered....... :wink:

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Post subject: Re: Understanding Women
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:27 pm
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Here you go.....

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and the hard drive to run it......

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Sorted....

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