I just recieved my copy of the 1st installment in a 124 part series on understanding women.

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Just think of how awesome a guitar player you could have been by now if you had only spent the last 10 years practicing instead of obsessing over pickups and roasted maple necks.

LOL!!

Could I please borrow it from you , after you've read it through ?

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A-man

Why are you wearing jeans from Hot Topic?

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1984 Squier Contemporary Stratocaster
1986 Peavey Envoy 110
1967 Kingston Acoustic

You still have a cat sitting on you head.

FUGGEDABOUTIT

Such an endeavor is hopeless!



Arjay

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"Here's why reliability is job one: A great sounding amp that breaks down goes from being a favorite piece of gear to a useless piece of crap in less time than it takes to read this sentence." -- BRUCE ZINKY

Good. Now you can tell me why it is that if I feel tired, frustrated, angry...whatever, it doesen't matter because my wife is more tired, more frustrated, more angry...more whatever than me!

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Someone told me,
-Men give love to get sex, Women give sex to get love.

This got me thinking, Should I plug the compressor before the delay?

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FIGHT!

Sure, I figure it'll take me about 10 years to get through Chapter One. You can have it then.


I'll let you know when I get to that part. I'm not sure what order the topics are in so it might be right away or it might be a long time but either way, I'll keep you in mind.


Plug your compressor in and don't even think about delaying it. Do it as soon and as often as possible. Every chance you give up to plug your compressor in is a chance you'll never get back.

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Just think of how awesome a guitar player you could have been by now if you had only spent the last 10 years practicing instead of obsessing over pickups and roasted maple necks.

One does not simply understand woman.......we just deal with the devastation that they bring to the table.

Rum and turning the Volume knob to 8-ish on the twin be my coping methods.....kids complain they can't hear the TV when this takes place......but hey.......its my survival or those little vultures.

P.S.
I call them Vultures with love

If any of you dipsticks have any trouble understanding some of the big words on those pages please feel free to consult..LOL!
P.S. I am taking notes and sending to all your wives!

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Mona
"Music is What Feelings Sound like"

Big words like .... Oh I don't know ... Lipstick? Compact? Obsessive-compulsive disorder? Fire Breathing Dragon? Menstruation? Yah, we'll be sure to consult.

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Just think of how awesome a guitar player you could have been by now if you had only spent the last 10 years practicing instead of obsessing over pickups and roasted maple necks.

This from a guy with a cat on his head...HAHA!

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Mona
"Music is What Feelings Sound like"

Part 1 of 124, oh, I see, it's the abridged version!

We'll never understand them anymore then they'll understand why we need more than one guitar! It's been said here before "fuggedaboutit!"

Because this is a Hot Topic..... Or Cold depending on which time of the moment..

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"C'est parti mon Kiki "