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Post subject: Re: Really stupid ads on CL
Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 12:45 pm
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(Because of Heisenberg, it cannot be both time limited and band limited.)


I'd just like to point out that I got that joke. Here's another one ..

Werner Heisenberg is driving down the road when he gets pulled over by a traffic cop. The cop strolls over and says "sir, do you know how fast you were going back there?" and Heisenberg says "no, but I know precisely where I was".

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Post subject: Re: Really stupid ads on CL
Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 1:26 pm
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At some point one has to question one's own intelligence when reading this thread. :wink:


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Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 1:49 pm
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JimRussellMills30! wrote:
At some point one has to question their own intelligence when reading this thread. :wink:

Never mind the PC use of "their" instead of "his" for gender neutral possessive pronoun, but there is one word it doesn't work with: "one". It's by definition 100% singular and inherently gender neutral, and the possessive is "one's".


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Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 1:54 pm
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arth1 wrote:
JimRussellMills30! wrote:
At some point one has to question their own intelligence when reading this thread. :wink:

Never mind the PC use of "their" instead of "his" for gender neutral possessive pronoun, but there is one word it doesn't work with: "one". It's by definition 100% singular and inherently gender neutral, and the possessive is "one's".


Is that all you can come up with, geez. :roll:


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Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 1:59 pm
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GilgaFrank wrote:
arth1 wrote:
(Because of Heisenberg, it cannot be both time limited and band limited.)


I'd just like to point out that I got that joke. Here's another one ..

Werner Heisenberg is driving down the road when he gets pulled over by a traffic cop. The cop strolls over and says "sir, do you know how fast you were going back there?" and Heisenberg says "no, but I know precisely where I was".

"That's right", said his passenger, Dr. Schroedinger.
The cop that says "you were doing 85", and Heisenberg throws up his hands. "Great, now we're lost!"
The cop then walks around the car with a flashlight, and pops the trunk. "Did you know you are driving around with a dead cat in the trunk?"
"You utter bastard", says Schroedinger.


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Post subject: Re: Really stupid ads on CL
Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 2:00 pm
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JimRussellMills30! wrote:
arth1 wrote:
JimRussellMills30! wrote:
At some point one has to question their own intelligence when reading this thread. :wink:

Never mind the PC use of "their" instead of "his" for gender neutral possessive pronoun, but there is one word it doesn't work with: "one". It's by definition 100% singular and inherently gender neutral, and the possessive is "one's".


Is that all you can come up with, geez. :roll:


No, but one doesn't need to bring out a cannon to swat flies.


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Post subject: Re: Really stupid ads on CL
Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 2:08 pm
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Oh-Oh, uh-uh, he-he ha-ha nay-nay :roll:


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Post subject: Re: Really stupid ads on CL
Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 3:33 pm
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arth1 wrote:
"That's right", said his passenger, Dr. Schroedinger.
The cop that says "you were doing 85", and Heisenberg throws up his hands. "Great, now we're lost!"
The cop then walks around the car with a flashlight, and pops the trunk. "Did you know you are driving around with a dead cat in the trunk?"
"You utter bastard", says Schroedinger.


I laughed out loud, am I a geek now?

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Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 3:58 pm
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GilgaFrank wrote:
arth1 wrote:
"That's right", said his passenger, Dr. Schroedinger.
The cop that says "you were doing 85", and Heisenberg throws up his hands. "Great, now we're lost!"
The cop then walks around the car with a flashlight, and pops the trunk. "Did you know you are driving around with a dead cat in the trunk?"
"You utter bastard", says Schroedinger.


I laughed out loud, am I a geek now?

I laughed out loud too, but must confess to not understanding the Schroedinger part. Could someone please 'splain it to me?


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Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 4:00 pm
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger%27s_cat

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Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 5:20 pm
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It sounds like a Monty Python skit happening here.

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Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 5:30 pm
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I think we set a new record for the farthest drift off topic ever.

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GilgaFrank wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger%27s_cat

Now I get it. Dang, we've got some comic geniuses on this forum! They're both comics and geniuses. And I mean that sincerely!


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Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 9:35 pm
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GilgaFrank wrote:
I think we set a new record for the farthest drift off topic ever.

Well, we don't know how far off it's drifted but we do know exactly when it happened!

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Since it doesn't have infinite sustain, you can play it in any band.

(Because of Heisenberg, it cannot be both time limited and band limited.)


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