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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:14 pm
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Honestly, yall aint very good at mimicking rednecks. :shock: Yall should fish with some of the people I fish with down here.

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:52 am
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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:55 am
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u-haul .. yall aint very good at mimicking rednecks


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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:10 am
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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:14 am
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ovar... hey jim, go ovar and get that there saw.

Fixin.... I'm fixin ta go to tha store.

tar.... tha damn truck tar blew out goin down tha road

yatta..+ getchya. bob Yatta getchya a new truck

onedem... I got me onedem lelectric weed wackes

sadly Around my family i speak this way :oops: gotta know the lingo :wink:

I have allot more i will share soon :lol:

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:26 am
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GTG wrote:
A redneck throws his beer cans out the window of the truck. A good ole boy throws them in a sack on the floor.


nah, a good ole boy makes the can land in the truck bed when he throws them out of the window :wink: i was quite good at that growing up :mrgreen:

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:42 am
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Alberta rednecks aim for the highway signs with their empties. Scoring a bullseye rewards the redneck with a pleasing sound upon impact which is usually followed by laughter and shouting inside the cab.

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:43 am
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water...... water them kids doin down there?

speaker... Doncha dare speaker name :!:

canee.... canee really do that?

ranch.... no you idget, tha 3/16 ranch

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:46 am
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BMW-KTM wrote:
Alberta rednecks aim for the highway signs with their empties. Scoring a bullseye rewards the redneck with a pleasing sound upon impact which is usually followed by laughter and shouting inside the cab.



much more rewarding when they are full :twisted: the good ole Bud Bomb :lol: that is actually a challenge when your hammered btw :wink: bottles not so much....

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:47 am
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Beer-Window:
Any self respecting Redneck knows that it's good manners to throw the cans out the Beer-Window on the back of the pickup cab and into the bed of the truck. This handy device is also good for reaching through to get another cold one out of the cooler.

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:39 pm
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"gazinta"

How much money we have for beer?

$20.00, it's $5 a six pack

So how many six packs can we buy?

Let's see, $5 "gazinta" $20 dollars how many times...?


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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:58 pm
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3 young fellas did a grab and go beer run at walmart not to long ago. they were pretty clever about it also.
2 kids grabbed a box each and when they got close to the door, the third kid just started screaming his lungs out to get everyone to look the other way. the first guys just walked rite out the front door :shock: I am not sure if they ever got nabbed or not :lol:

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:29 pm
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this is kinda funny. sounds alot like a jeff foxworthy bit but oh well. i've been called a redneck and it doesn't bother me at all. plus, i'm a life long Texan and speak Texan. great language. we talk this way to confuse the yankees. it is very, very effective.

accurate- without exception every redneck i know (alot) is very accurate with a rifle. i'm no slouch. and we love to shoot stuff. burnt' gunpowder is my favorite smell. really. re-loading is like foreplay. the wife likes to watch. yep (yes) "weuns talk a bit differnt' than some folk", but we sure do shoot straight. gotta put meat in the freezer. accurate.
all in humor. my redneck word of the is accurate. or "ackert" if you will.


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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:53 pm
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S Bender wrote:
Beer-Window:
Any self respecting Redneck knows that it's good manners to throw the cans out the Beer-Window on the back of the pickup cab and into the bed of the truck. This handy device is also good for reaching through to get another cold one out of the cooler.


My gunrack gets in the way.




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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:55 pm
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Hey Billy, I just got me a great idear. Lets us go on over to Bubbys Crab Shack an get us some crabs an beer.


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