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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:34 pm
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So Uncle Zeb, whatcha think we should name the baby iffin' itsa girl?

Ah think ah caller Denise

Why that tharz a fine name... an' whatabbout iffin' it's a boy?

Ah callim De-nephew

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 4:08 am
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ayy gomer, yontu go over to Cletus' shack, I hear he got some fresh squrrel sammiges.

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 7:10 am
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All this bashing of rednecks makes me sick. Heck, if it weren't for them we'd be calling it a teeth brush.

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 8:22 am
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...teeth brush.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 5:42 pm
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Iffin I deevorcees ma wife, is she still ma grammaw?

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 6:21 pm
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yoostacud.

You play pianer. Naw, but I yoostacud.

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:43 am
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Spearmint:

Bobby-Jo tole me they bin doon sum kinda spearmint in school t'day.....

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:44 pm
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Where is wild rose country? Did you know that the white southern male and fat people are the last to be ridiculed without repercussion?


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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 8:43 pm
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Wild Rose Country is Alberta (a right wing ranching and oil province in Canada, not unlike Texas) and it is just about as redneck as anyplace. I'll admit nobody here talks with a suthern drawl but they watch NASCAR, go to drag races and Outlaw Sprint Car nights, go mud-bogging, hunt, fish, blow stuff up just for fun, drink beer and smash the empties on their foreheads, drive pickup tucks, including the chipped up diesel variety, usually way too fast, sometimes with gun racks, etc. I may not be a redneck but I see them everywhere every time I go out of the house. Chicks in bars go for the guys with coveralls and work boots because they're prolly welders and like to spend their pay on partying.

I often hear the words, "Dude, watch this!" I usually avert my eyes. I've learned not to become an accessory if I can avoid it.

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:50 pm
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A redneck throws his beer cans out the window of the truck. A good ole boy throws them in a sack on the floor.


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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:45 am
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duck tape

...git ur-self sum duck tape, 'hat'll fix it.

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:02 am
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GTG, I have a decent sense of smell and I can smell something growing that is not what I planted. I like to pull weeds as early as I can. I have no idea where you are going with your personal questions about me or your opinions on the authenticity of my redneck-ness but regardless of where you might be leading I feel it neccessary to remind you that this thread is intended for humor. Nothing more. Please feel free to participate here in a humorous manner poking fun at rednecks. However, if you might have some kind of axe to grind, please take it elsewhere. Thank you.

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:53 am
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You're welcome. All fixed. :D


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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:29 pm
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Cool.
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:52 pm
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flares: Thu neighbor lady throwed up a bed in her yard and planted some flares. Sum critter ate em fore they ever bloomed.

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