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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 2:20 pm
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Y'know .... at first glance you wonder what in the hell kinda woman would ever wear a shirt with that slogan on it but then it dawns on you, the kind of woman it applies to would.

warning. don't never try to make iny' sense out of red-neck logic.

mamry.

...she'd need two heads to hold that much mamry!

mamry when we went to grandma's?

See wut I'm sayin'?

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:50 am
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...'tater.

Dem thingz look like 'tater sacks.

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 9:21 am
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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:21 pm
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nahmaters.

I'm goin' to get me sum nahmaters.

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:15 pm
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I have a project for you, bro.

Come up with new lyrics for the 10cc song Dreadlock Holiday but change it to Redneck Holiday. Post when you're ready!

The idea came to me while I was looking at your post.

♫♪ Don't like namaters (ugh) no no
♪♫ I love them (redneck holiday)

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 7:43 pm
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BMW-KTM wrote:
I have a project for you, bro.

Come up with new lyrics for the 10cc song Dreadlock Holiday but change it to Redneck Holiday. Post when you're ready!

The idea came to me while I was looking at your post.

♫♪ Don't like namaters (ugh) no no
♪♫ I love them (redneck holiday)

Red-Neck HOLIDAY
I was walkin' down the street
Concentratin' on gittn' hot dogs
I heard a bark voice beside of me
And I looked round in a state of fright
I saw four faces one mad
A brother from the gutter
They looked me up and down a bit
And turned to each other

I say
I don't like bologna oh no
I love it
I don't like suckatash no no
I love it
Don't you walk thru my turds
You got to show some respect
Don't you walk thru my turds
'Cause you ain't heard me out yet

Well he looked down at my silver hot dog chain
He said I'll give you one dollar
I said You've got to be jokin' man
It was a present from me Mother
He said I like it I want it
I'll take it off your hands
And you'll be sorry you crossed me
You'd better understand that you're alone
A long way from home

And I say
I don't like sausage no no
I love it
I don't like bologna oh no
I love it
Don't you cramp me style
Don't you kweer me pitch
Don't you walk thru my turds
'Cause you ain't heard me out yet

I hurried back to the swimming pool
Sinkin' pina colada
I heard a dark voice beside me say
Would you like something harder
She said I've got it you want it
My harvest is the best
And if you try it you'll like it
And wallow in a dreadlock holiday

And I say
Don't like sausage oh no
I love her
Don't like bologna oh no
I love her oh yea
Don't you walk through her turds neither
You got to show some respect
Don't you walk thru her turds neither
'Cause you ain't heard her out yet

I don't like cricket dogs oh no
I love it (Dreadlock holiday)
I don't like reggae dogs oh no
I love it (Dreadlock holiday)
I don't like Jamaica dogs oh no
I love her (Dreadlock holiday)

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:36 am
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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:25 pm
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Two of the most common Florida red-neckisms are "ideal" and "idear".

"...hey, that's a great ideal!" -- they confusing the word ideal for idea.

And..."...hey, that's a great idear!"

...my roommate is from Florida, she's red-neckish and well..."...hey Russell, that's a really good ideal!"

After about 100 polite attempts to correct her, I've given up, it seems to have stuck.

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:28 pm
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RCB-CA-USA wrote:
Two of the most common Florida red-neckisms are "ideal" and "idear".

"...hey, that's a great ideal!" -- they confusing the word ideal for idea.

And..."...hey, that's a great idear!"

...my roommate is from Florida, she's red-neckish and well..."...hey Russell, that's a really good ideal!"

After about 100 polite attempts to correct her, it seems to have stuck.

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:11 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:19 pm
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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:03 am
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dumber.

"Well, it's 3 days now since I drilled a hole in the index finger of my fretting hand. It didn't go all of the way through, of which I was very happy. No need to waste any time thinking what to say as I have called myself every thing under the sun and moon, I'm sure that I've done dumber things, I just can't think of another one right now. With that confession I'm calling it a night."

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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:51 pm
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"Where I'm frum, we call that pu$$y rock."

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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:07 pm
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