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Post subject: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 11:48 am
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Juicy Billy-Bob's new truck?

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 11:49 am
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Better turn thet grill down just a tetch there Billy-Ray or them steaks'll ketch far.

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 11:54 am
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Honey, y'all wanna fetch me a bare?

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:30 pm
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Hey der Jim-Bob, yacht to be gettin this shine put away b'fore Pa finds out.

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:39 pm
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I don't know any. :shock:

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 1:01 pm
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Saw this one the other day:

Redneck Medical terminology Benign = What you be after you be eight

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 1:25 pm
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rat chair- why doncha sidown ratchair whilst momma's fixin supper


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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:01 pm
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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:13 pm
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urinate- Billy told Maggie "on a scale of one to ten urinate"


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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:04 pm
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Retard- Didja here ol Harry retard from down to the feed store?


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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:31 pm
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Cletus and Jeb were discussing the word "Fetus".

Cletus said that was the name of that guy on Gunsmoke.
Jeb said, it is not. Fetus is a medical latin term.......
.......it means more than one feets!

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 4:00 pm
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"Omelet"

As in "You pilgrims don't really understand a thing about rednecks but omelet you slide this time".

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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 4:08 pm
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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 4:32 pm
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Unca Jesse bard a hunner-bucks frum me an' ah ain't seed 'im since.

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Post subject: Re: Redneck Word Of The Day
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 4:33 pm
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Bawl:

No, dummy. Ya got ta bawl the water first fo' ya put th' egg in.

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