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Post subject: A Thread For The Science Lovers
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 11:59 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:25 am
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A-haha. Clever :lol:

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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:18 am
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My old chemistry prof loved to butcher science jokes.. often they were so lame that you had to laugh. :lol:

Anyone else take interest in the tentative Higgs Boson discovery? A subatomic particle capable of having like quantum states. Is it so nerdy that I am excited by this? Oh boy..


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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:41 am
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Post subject: Re: A Thread For The Science Lovers
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:58 am
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my mate is a science teacher to 12-16 year olds.

i dont even want to commit some of his god awful jokes to the internet, where there will be proof of them forever. :shock:


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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:04 pm
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"...I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labottleme." :P

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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 7:24 am
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RCB-CA-USA wrote:
"...I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labottleme." :P


Too good! :wink: I'll remember that one.


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Two chemists were having lunch and when the waitress asked them what they'd like to drink the first one said,
"I'll have an H2O, please."
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"I'll have an H2O too, please."
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