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Just think of how awesome a guitar player you could have been by now if you had only spent the last 10 years practicing instead of obsessing over pickups and roasted maple necks.

A-haha. Clever

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A-man

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"reach for the sky and aim for the moon, for if you miss you will end up among the stars"

Zoom MS50G
72 tele dlx RI
2011 standard strat
Blackstar HT-5R
Taylor Big Baby

http://www.youtube.com/user/Almungo/videos?flow=grid&view=0

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Rated "M" for meaty.

Thermodynamics makes me hot.

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My old chemistry prof loved to butcher science jokes.. often they were so lame that you had to laugh.

Anyone else take interest in the tentative Higgs Boson discovery? A subatomic particle capable of having like quantum states. Is it so nerdy that I am excited by this? Oh boy..

Q: What do you do to a dead chemist?




A: Barium

my mate is a science teacher to 12-16 year olds.

i dont even want to commit some of his god awful jokes to the internet, where there will be proof of them forever.

The Heineken Principle of Uncertainty says "You can never be sure how many beers you had last night"

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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.

Thomas Jefferson

"...I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labottleme."

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"The individual is handicapped by coming face to face with a Conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists. The American mind simply has not come to a realization of the evil which has been introduced into our midst." J. Edgar Hoover

Too good! I'll remember that one.

Oh, Auntie Em!
There's no place like 127.0.0.1!

You ever see uranus thru a telescope.

Two chemists were having lunch and when the waitress asked them what they'd like to drink the first one said,
"I'll have an H2O, please."
The second one said,
"I'll have an H2O too, please."
20 minutes later he died.

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Just think of how awesome a guitar player you could have been by now if you had only spent the last 10 years practicing instead of obsessing over pickups and roasted maple necks.