When I was 19, I went skiing with a few friends. I couldn't afford to buy a nice pair of skiis for myself, and used rentals. My buddies had nice skiis. None of us had a lot of money, so I asked them how they could afford nice skiis like that, the reply was why buy them, just steal someones off the rack at the mountain lodge, we did. Well I'm very ashamed to this day, but I swiped someones brand new K2's that day. Never stole before that day, and never again after, but I do have guilt over that one.

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"Where would rock and roll be without feedback?"

Wow. I hope you have better friends now. Too bad you couldn't have given the skis back.

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...I for one, sure would appreciate the return of intelligent conversation, spirit of assistance and the simple yet effective ignoring of those who can't seem to hang with that...
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i used to shoplift when i was a teen. Wierdly, it was getting into drugs and music that straightened me out and strenghened my resolve to be morally upstanding and try to contribute selflessness, love, and general good instead of bad to the world. Odd really! Isnt it rock and roll thats supposed corrupt our youth? kinda saved me.

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`I prefer not to listen to music that I can't rip off or improve on` - Ian Dury

I once stole an X girlfriends car keys...... both sets
I also broke my copy of the key off in the door

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I confess that I get more enjoyment and fullfilment out of 2D art rather than writting music nowadsays.

I confess that I like to just sit there and stare at inatimate objects for hours.

I confess that when my brother puts skrillex on his loud stereo system I actually can enjoy it, sometimes (god knows why)

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You made me laugh out loud! Thanks for a great start to my day

I really wish I could draw. My handwriting is barely even legible, but that doesn't bother me quite so much.

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Rated "M" for meaty.

I never understood how Mick Jagger became known for singing

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you wouldn't laugh if you had witnessed the argument
when a softball player nails you with a full set of keys, you get a bit angry

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I confess that I have always wanted to re-edit Pulp Fiction into order, but alas I have never made the time.

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I once pissed on a passed out drunk at a party
he still had his head on the seat and I wasn't about to touch a vomit covered stranger.
so he caught some sprinkles

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ohhh one time when I stopped to get gas. I placed the nozzle in the car and went inside to prepay. well I got sidetracked looking at the beef jerky and forgot to buy gas. so went to the car pulled out the nozzle, replaced the cap and proceeded to run out of gas a few miles later.

oh and one time at a gas stop I got into a car with a woman i had never met before..........
while i was looking around confused trying to figure out what was going on I see my wife in her car laughing at me....
there are to many cars that look alike these days

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i went round a workfriends once with some mates, and got boozed up. we stayed the night, i passed out on a couch. i woke up during the night needing a piss, so i went to eh bathroom, still half-cut.

then i saw a ferret in the bathroom, and remembered my workmate had a white pet ferret that lived in the bathroom. oh well i thought, its friendly enough, and i need to pee.

then, mid-piss, it jumped across the pan right in my line of fire, and got soaked. so i quickly made my way back to the couch, giggling, and promptly fell asleep again.

next morning i wake up to my workmate holding and cuddling his pet ferret, and all of a sudden i get the flashback to pissing all over it. i didnt say anything, i figured he obviously hasnt noticed, ferrets smell like urine anyway.

Too funny!!

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I get pissed off at people who are overly obsessed with their looks and are afraid to get dirty. I also get pissed off at people who want money but don't want a job for it.

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1984 Squier Contemporary Stratocaster
1986 Peavey Envoy 110
1967 Kingston Acoustic