Let's try something with a breath of fresh air.

There has been a plethora of (IMO) ludicrous statements and/or questions regarding Fender instruments here of late. So, let's have fun and deliberately expound on this mentality. Everyone make up one of your own; I'll start off. (Note the misspellings, etc. are deliberate.)

"OK... my brand new, high end Fender Start frets got all dented and the lacker chiped off in severel places when I grinded my mapel fingerboard across my mikerophone stand. Now, the guitar buzzes all over the *@^$)@^ place even thru my amp and it looks lik he!!. Fender's QC must reely suck. So how do I go about getting my fixed under warranty?"

Let's see what equally ridiculous drivel, everyone can come up with!

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You dig?

Last night I was fixin my gettar an I was a turn that screw thing in my neck and I put my 250 ft lb torque wrench on there to make sure it was tight enough and my neck broke in half. Well it flew through my television and will Fender buy me a new television cause they broke it.

Thier is peeple hoo spel lick that and doent no propper inglish and punkuashun.I thinks there stoopid and shood go bak two skool and lern too reed and right propperlee.

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'65 Strat,65 Mustang,65 Jaguar,4 more Strats,3 vintage Vox guitars,5 Vox amps,'69 Bassman with a '68 2-15 Bassman cab,36 guitars total-15asst'd amps total,2 vintage '60s Hammond organs & a myriad of effects-with a few rare vintage ones.

WOW I understood that. I must live to close to West Virginia

love this post..anywho im not two happy myself..25 year old strat plus and my lace pickups are starting to yellow..I tried some bleach on them there things didnt help cant they make anything in America that holds up..also not happy with my slinky strings made out of medal why wont the dang things last more than 3-4 years..Im feed up!

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Mona
"Music is What Feelings Sound like"

Ever time I try to tun my fendar Telacaster, befor I can get er high enough that litle whammie handle is sticking strate out and keeps hanging on mi mik stand. I think I'll just saw it off cause I don't use it anyhow. It didn't do that before I put them 26-60 strings on it, whatm I suppose to do?

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OK, I'll hum a little bit, got it now?

I got me a Squire Startocatter and an FM212R amflipiher.

How come I cant git that 'SRV sound'?

Arjay

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"Here's why reliability is job one: A great sounding amp that breaks down goes from being a favorite piece of gear to a useless piece of crap in less time than it takes to read this sentence." -- BRUCE ZINKY

O yeah, I almost foregot the other problem I'm havin. We was playin at my friens house the other day and when I went to plug in my fendar amplifier it wouldn fit the electricty at his house. Hiz outlets only had too holes so I had to break that little third in off my cord. It plays alright now but ever time I get to close to any metal stuff if I tuch it It makes my arms shake and my hare stands on end. I wouldn worry about it but it really sounds bad and makes the lights go dim when I play.

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OK, I'll hum a little bit, got it now?

Could yous tell what kinda guitar my stratoscaster is and what it worth.

My Fender Start has finish problems.

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hey guys help me my nek was booed so i tryed to put it back by bending it over my knee and now it wont play rite. anyone know how the electronics in necks work? i bet thats the prob.

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1984 Squier Contemporary Stratocaster
1986 Peavey Envoy 110
1967 Kingston Acoustic

I wanted a true relic strat, like rory galager so I left my
Fender AVRI HR 62 Stratocaster in a ditch.
I went back a weak letar, and someone Stoll It.
do you think fender will replace it, should I ask mike Eldred.

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"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."

oogway, kungfu panda 2008

Yinz came to da right place cause here in da Burg us guys got it all goin' on at one time. Your guitar is worth 18 Primanti's sammiches and one Vinny Pie ( dat is if the ever open again)

I'll take it.