^^^ This was really funny

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Luck won't do it and ignorance can't

George Van Eps.

Start with appreciating the things you have....you don't NEED that many guitars and amps to start with...get good with what you got, get out there and play, play, play and I'll bet the things you WANT will naturally fall into place.

I've a feeling the original post wasn't actually serious.. but if it was, I am afraid that each of the possible quick fixes are neither legal nor recommended.

I am in the presence of more guitars than I can keep up with.

A long, long time ago I projected my future as a guitar player with the earnest intention of helping to improve humanity through music. After a gahzillion heart wrenching failures, one obstacle after the next, I persisted and what I envisioned is finally manifesting.

Via a sickening twist of fate, I landed up in the place I tried to get furthest away from, but...this is the place were my vision is manifesting -- and there was nothing I could do to stop it.

At one point, before here, ...I thought about giving up. But then I realized I'd be utterly miserable if I did not persist until the absolute end.

"Pray devoutly -- hammer stoutly" and our creator(s) will share with you the tools you need to improve humanity!

"For the Lord watches over the way of the righteous,
but the way of the wicked *will* perish."

Either the guitars will just fall in your lap, or you'll have to earn them the old-fashioned way...or some combination in-between.

I'm still not sure if this is simple destiny, the power of positive thinking, or random happenstance (luck); but one thing's for sure, persistence seems to be the key to making things happening -- just keep pluggin' away!

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"The individual is handicapped by coming face to face with a Conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists. The American mind simply has not come to a realization of the evil which has been introduced into our midst." J. Edgar Hoover

A ridiculous post!

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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.

Thomas Jefferson

"You play the gee-tar on the MTV
Oh that aint workin'!
That's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin'
and your chicks for free."

Mark Knopfler

There you go! Just that easy.

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2012 Lefty American Standard Jazz
2017 Lefty American Professional Precision
2018 Rumble Studio 40 Combo
2016 Rumble 200 Combo
One day they shall name a GREAT city after me, and they shall call it LINNINGRAD