I feel its time for a new game,
me and the wife were watching the Blue Collar Comedy Tour last night and i thought the
" I Believe " segment would be something we could have fun doing here.
its fairly self explanatory so i will just start, and don't just paste in google results


I Believe....... a shooting range is not the greatest place to have a family reunion.

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I believe.... its impossible to have To Much cowbell.

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I believe.... a man never really notices the color of a woman's eyes until after they have sex.

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i believe eric clapton is over-rated.

I believe...... you cant fix crazy, so i married it.

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I believe that pie is a savoury dish, and is best filled with steak, Guinness and Stilton.
I believe that the next best pie filling is chicken, Parma ham and white wine.

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Rated "M" for meaty.

I believe if you can't see just how ridiculous you are most of the time, you aren't looking close enough.

I believe there's way too much sugar in your diet!

I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows.
I believe that somewhere in the darkest night, a candle glows.
I believe for everyone who goes astray, someone will come to show the way.
I believe above the storm the smallest prayer will still be heard.
I believe that someone in the great somewhere hears every word.

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I believe....... It is impossible to look cool while using a Hula hoop.

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I Believe that fool that fly airplane upside down have crack up.
----Danny,

I can't believe I didn't expect Oxfan to post a picture of Pennywise.

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Rated "M" for meaty.

I believe.......... when you sit on the pot and you feel as though you are dipping a tea bag, its time for a taller toilet.

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