OK, in the interest of fair play, here's something for the better half. A two-fer no less: a pic, and a joke with a pic.



JOKE:
(Not sure where to purchase this item yet, but when I find out I will be happy to share the information as it is all about safety while driving alone.)

I had a flat tire on I-80 yesterday; I pulled over, got out of the car and opened my trunk. I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it!

Just as I had hoped, cars started slowing down looking at the men which made it much safer for me to work on the side of the road. People honked and waved, and it wasn't long before a police car pulled up behind me.

He wanted to know what the heck I was doing so I calmly explained that I was changing my flat. He told me he could see that, but demanded to know what the heck my cardboard men were doing standing at the rear of my car.

I couldn't believe he didn't know! So I told him ...

'Well', I explained to the angry policeman ....

'They're my Emergency Flashers!!!!'

I go to court in August.
(Damn police. No sense of humor.)

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Blacktop P Bass
mim Deluxe P Bass Special
mim P Bass
Ibanez BTB405

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Nicely done Sir

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Divas Bikini Contest - WWE Raw 4/21/06

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs63o6xBVQs&feature=colike

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you can save the world with your guitar one love song at a time it's just better, more fun, easier with a fender solid body electric guitar or electric bass guitar.

Thanks guys, now not even the Fender forum is safe from the objectification of women.

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Thank you!

So we'll take that as an objection....

There was a couple about a flat tire and a few guys standing watch.
You are more than welcome to post pics of guys in euro style swimwear,
I seem to recall and see that the thread's title is not gender specific.....

M*Campbell it's just a thread in

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"C'est parti mon Kiki "

Actually.....Here are a couple of cute guy's.....

Polite.......



Sometimes Messy......



Usually respectful of Curfews......




However in all seriousness, I do not objectify Women, if you go back and see the pics I posted, they are all depicting women as special, many are active in a discipline I can only watch in awe.
Granted I did post a couple in jest, but that is me, I am 1st and foremost Euro in my thinking.
I find the sight of a beautiful woman everyday as needed as rays of sunlight.

It always amazes me that in the U.S. which is overwashed with marketing which absolutely trashes Women, that... when a simple photo of a confident sexy woman is portrayed, all kinds of objections get raised...Hypocrisy is not a nice trait....




Sorry..... did not find guy's in Bikini's

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Don't worry, this guy is twice as awesome as any dude in a bikini...

Evolution of the species.......

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At this moment I would like to thank this summers participants on this thread, thank you all. I am covinced that women are a best source of artistic inspiration for men. For better or worse. Of course this is purely IMHO and YMMV, to quote my favorite Martian

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you can save the world with your guitar one love song at a time it's just better, more fun, easier with a fender solid body electric guitar or electric bass guitar.

Nor should it be, that a BIG part of Rock n ROll (as long as it's mostly in fun)

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No picture = No equipment
Fender CD-60
Squier Deluxe Stratocaster
Squier VM Tele Thinline

Glad to see that it's still summer somewhere

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you can save the world with your guitar one love song at a time it's just better, more fun, easier with a fender solid body electric guitar or electric bass guitar.

Haha! Thanks SBLS! I'm pretty sure I was in love with most of them as I was growing up.

Peace,
Gridlok

I have always had a thing for Zooey Deschanel. She's the perfect girl-next-door. Forget Mary-Anne vs Ginger. Forget Betty vs Veronica. Zooey has everything. She's glam with wholesome goodness.

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Just think of how awesome a guitar player you could have been by now if you had only spent the last 10 years practicing instead of obsessing over pickups and roasted maple necks.