Would you?

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1984 Squier Contemporary Stratocaster
1986 Peavey Envoy 110
1967 Kingston Acoustic

that is so wrong.....

now if it was an accordion, that would be a different story

I'm sure whether to laugh or not

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1984 Squier Contemporary Stratocaster
1986 Peavey Envoy 110
1967 Kingston Acoustic

It one of those setups right, like "Candid Camera" or "Punk D" where say Ashton jumps out and embraces you and laughs at you like a little school girl.

Only if it was a Chinese fake

I don't know what y'all are talking about. That's effing brilliant!! Yes, I would be trying to make a tune out of it. I wouldn't put my hands on it, but if it's set to a specific chord, that's freaking cool enough. I like it.

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...is there an effects loop?

Buxom, weren't you busy learning to play the guitar with your teeth the other day? Well, now you could also play it with... No, wait: let's not go there.

Cheers - C

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But, I gotta get that "Southern" pickin' style I've always loved down

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1984 Squier Contemporary Stratocaster
1986 Peavey Envoy 110
1967 Kingston Acoustic

I'm afraid unless I drank a lot of water (or beer) my songs would only be one verse long.

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OK, I'll hum a little bit, got it now?

Um...no.

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RK

2007 Fender Highway 1
2012 American Deluxe
2015 MIM Dave Murray HHH
2010 Fender Blacktop
1987 Fender Avalon Acoustic
2012 Marshall DSL 15 watt head

I have some songs in mind that I'd like to play: I Only Want To Pee With You, Let It Pee, Pee My Baby,Urine The Army Now,Good Golly Piss Molly.

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'65 Strat,65 Mustang,65 Jaguar,4 more Strats,3 vintage Vox guitars,5 Vox amps,'69 Bassman with a '68 2-15 Bassman cab,36 guitars total-15asst'd amps total,2 vintage '60s Hammond organs & a myriad of effects-with a few rare vintage ones.

Piss Up A Rope would be a good one... My dad swore that he wrote that about his 3rd ex wife

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1984 Squier Contemporary Stratocaster
1986 Peavey Envoy 110
1967 Kingston Acoustic

Toilet it be. Give piss a chance. Wee are family. Jacob's bladder. Looking out for number one. Waterloo sunset.

And of course, Get yer ya ya's out.

See what you've started...

Cheers - C

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The old gospel favourite "Wade in the Water" comes to mind.

And then there's of course the Deep Purple classic... smoke on the water. Which will be probably the case if the electrician/plumber (plumberician?) doesn't do his job right...