Telephony: An imitation Telecaster made by unscrupulous rip-off artists that sports a bogus Fender decal on the headstock to fool the unwary and uninformed. Caveat emptor!

Master Blaster Stratocaster: Any of a number of cherished instruments belonging to rock icons such as Jimi Hendrix, David Gilmour, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Eric Clapton, Mark Knopfler, etc.

http://www.stratcollector.com/newsdesk/archives/000108.html

This is very good! And Highline, I thought Claptomaniac was genius too.

I feel in tune with the inside of your mind - which is probably not a compliment to you!

So many fine things on this excellent thread!

Cheers - C

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Ceri, I take that as a very high compliment coming for you!

However, I am concerned for your mental stabilization if you're in any way associated with the cacophony that goes on inside my mind.

Two words, sir: Be strong!

Polyacid - Someone being a snob about Nitrocellulose finish

Wahhabitic - A sound so juicy, you want to worship it

Clap-trap - Overly enthusiastic talk about how good Eric's playing is/was

Yeah? Then you're as sick in the head as I am. Greetings!



Ah, well then: "I've got the clap". Translation: I'm nuts for Eric's playing and I'm infectious with my enthusiasm.

...There's always someone who has to take it that step too far, isn't there?

Cheers - C

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How about......Dialharrea............the need to note every single dial setting on the amp for each tune played so you can get the right tone every time...........

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speak slowly I'm a drummer too!!

And I proudly lack a stick or a kazoo up my arse...........

Dialharrea, when you have to play poopular music.

Lounge Lizard: Someone (like me) who spends an inordinate amount of time on this forum when he could be playing his axe!

fendears - (having your fendears switched on), that moment when jamming away you find yourself getting lost in the groove

Stratinnitus - multiple causes, 1- having the full force of amp stack 6 inches from your ears for the entire gig because you left home without a guitar cable (yooou ninny) and had to use the only alternative, a patch cable, thats going to look real good eh try smiling your way through that gig

Can we shorten that to Mastercaster?

By all means!

Casterfaster- shredding on a Fender
Casterfasting- abstaining from playing or purchasing a Fender
Casterlicious- a well turned Fender guitar solo
Quackocaster- a Strat with with a two way switch. 2 or 4.
Lackocaster- self explanatory...
Wackocaster- what Pete Townsend used to do.

Stopmenowplease...

Stop!

I'll take over for a moment.

Casterfarian - Strat for reggae
Castersugar - this Strat is sweet!
Casternet - Flamenco Strat
Casterwheels - hey, cars and guitars, right?
Casteround... for some more definitions

Cheers - C

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trollifying troll-i think you know who

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