Sports

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1984 Squier Contemporary Stratocaster
1986 Peavey Envoy 110
1967 Kingston Acoustic

Buxom, I see you're familiar with Rugby League.

Not particularly. My kind of sport is pro wrestling... IT'S SO REAL TO ME, DAMN IT!

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1984 Squier Contemporary Stratocaster
1986 Peavey Envoy 110
1967 Kingston Acoustic

Hey boxbang, I kinda assumed you were going to have to grab me by the ear like John Cleese, correct it for me and then make me write it out in red paint a hundred times all over the walls of the Forum!

Cheers - C

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I missed that one Ceri. Like I said, it's just a hobby, never studied latin

Back to the Fenderite Dictionary.

PuhKINK--the sound a small unwound string makes when moving around in an improperly filed nut slot.

Pizza Delivery!--what you hear when there is a professional trombone player at your door.

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Screamin' Armadillos
Texas Roadhouse Music
Guitar/Slide Guitar/Harp/Vocals

Fingerbored - to have wearied of endless aimless shredding.

Bar chords - no point doing fancy fingerpicking for a drunken audience.

Palm muting - kept awake at night by the noise of wind in the trees? Chop 'em down.

Machine head - someone who obsesses over tuner upgrades.

Capo - worn on the heado.

Cheers - C

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Stratophelia: When playing a Strat is almost as good as sex. Telephelia: same thing with a Tele.

I'm not going near Jazz Master...

HA! Cool thread.

Strataclysm - When a Stratocaster is savaged beyond financially viable repair.

"I've just "upgraded" my Guitar and am now experiencing Strataclysmic Guitar Failure..."

BTW: I'm lov'in everyones Fenderisums

Andy

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Capocetic: When, after applying a device to shorten the string length of your Strat, all of a sudden the song is in the singer's key and the whole band is in a groove.

"Hey, I just put this little plastic doohickey on the fifth fret and now all of a sudden everything is capocetic!"

oops I think I pee'd myself

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Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancin'

Spagettied - when you can't see the floor for pedals and the humoungus amount of cable you somehow wrapped around you ankles

How about as oppossed to being "cornered" into buying something you didn't need, you could be "Coronad" into buying that new Strat, yes dear, I tried desperatly to fend them off but I got Coronad there was no escape, there was nuttin I could do, you weren't there you don't know what it was like

(Bump: we ain't done with this thread yet, oh no!)

Someone I know is a geologist. He's off on a field trip to the Far East and is taking his Fender with him for relaxation. This is a clear example of geological Stratification.

Cheers - C

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Origin Snobbery--The phenomenon of a person detesting, rejecting or looking down on an instrument based purely on where the instrument was made.
Example: "Hey, that's a good looking Stratocas...oh, wait, it's made in Mexico, it's a piece of crap."

Related words:
Vintage Snobbery--same response as above, based on the date or era the instrument was made.

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Screamin' Armadillos
Texas Roadhouse Music
Guitar/Slide Guitar/Harp/Vocals