X-Men actor Hugh Jackman is apparently a pretty good pianist. However, he turns out to be lousy on the guitar: at a celebrity party he is reported to have plugged into a Fender amp, maxed it out... and played really badly.

Or as Mary Poppins might say: SuperReverbgoesballisticXManisatrocious.

I'll get my coat...

Cheers - C

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That could also mean the question of whether COldplay are a bunch of......well........I'm too shy to say..........

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speak slowly I'm a drummer too!!

And I proudly lack a stick or a kazoo up my arse...........

Bluezhiemers: Playing a really awesome sounding blues riff during practice... then completely forgetting what you just played.

I suffer from this condition a lot...

-Jake

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"I don't care how good you are, how fast you are. You ain't good enough no lessin' you got the soul." -Hubert Sumlin

Or the vibratologists section?

That's just plain ole guitarted.

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Being able to play and enjoy music is a gift that's often taken for granted.

Don't leave home without it!

A guitarist haveing just played his heart out, has performed an exhibition of fine (Guitulation).

That will cost you £100 for bad punnage.

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Good Vibes To Y'all!



Screamin' Armadillos
Texas Roadhouse Music
Guitar/Slide Guitar/Harp/Vocals

Man, you deserve some credit for that...that took some work !

Hee-hee - Screamin' Armadillo has awarded me a £100 fine. That's all the credit a man can ask for.

Cheers - C

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So could we call Abigail Ybarra a Pickup Artist?

I seem to be on the wrong side of coming up with new definitions for this thread and coming up with bad puns, but I'm on a roll, so...

Could it be said that a luthier who only repairs necks is someone who frets too much?

Or is that a guitarist who plays too many notes when a few well placed bends will do?

Claptomaniac: Someone who can't stop themselves from stealing Eric Clapton's licks.

Ah yes, well then a Page Turner is someone who obsessively replicates Led Zeppelin riffs.

To Beckon is to make hand movements coaxing fascinating sounds from a whammy. Beckon is obviously a verb concerning vibrato action, that is to say, a Vibro-Verb.

Cheers - C

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I don't know much about Coldplay bro, but Latin is a hobby of mine.

cerv = neck. xylo = wood. di = two. lemma = proposition.


non illegitimus carborundum (don't let the bastards grind you down)

One of my favourite phrases of all time!!!!! I did some Latin at school and Uni and always meant to keep it up as a hobby but have never gotten round to it.....

With your penchant for Latin and the other wordsmiths on here I may have to bite the bullett and get the old text books out and start re-learning the history of my own native tongue.......

By the way.......

Stratospheric - the inexplicable price difference for Fenders when you cross the Atlantic...........

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speak slowly I'm a drummer too!!

And I proudly lack a stick or a kazoo up my arse...........