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Post subject: Re: off topic girl advice needed
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:44 pm
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Post subject: Re: off topic girl advice needed
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:00 pm
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No, at least they'll have something in common. She'll talk to him, as long as he doesn't get her mangled.

Probably whilst losing a lot of inhibitions.

Win, Win, Win to a sub 20 year old kid I'd say.

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Post subject: Re: off topic girl advice needed
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:12 pm
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No, at least they'll have something in common. She'll talk to him, as long as he doesn't get her mangled.

Probably whilst losing a lot of inhibitions.

Win, Win, Win to a sub 20 year old kid I'd say.


That was too many forms of funny!

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Post subject: Re: off topic girl advice needed
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:41 am
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Get her stoned


I almost spat my coffee over the desk there!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Maybe not a good idea though.............not for any moral reason mind you..........last time I did that (and we are talking many moons ago now before the baby wookees arrived) I got the horn and Mrs Wookee went green....................... :roll: :roll: :? :shock: :o :(

That is not a good position to be in when you are under 20 and ruled by....ahem.....well you know what I mean!

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Post subject: Re: off topic girl advice needed
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 9:32 am
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nikininja wrote:
No, at least they'll have something in common. She'll talk to him, as long as he doesn't get her mangled.

Probably whilst losing a lot of inhibitions.

Win, Win, Win to a sub 20 year old kid I'd say.

Man....Nick....and I get in trouble for the things I say....I would have never done that when I was 20 something! cough...cough :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Post subject: Re: off topic girl advice needed
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:16 pm
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nikininja wrote:
Get her stoned

See the thing with teenage girls is


*one sip of beer/in the same room as someone smoking weed*
"I'M SOOOOOOOOOO WATSED LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOJKHGEJGHRGJHEGH"

It's really quite irritating.

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Post subject: Re: off topic girl advice needed
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:23 pm
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I would be irritated if a teenage girl squeeled that she was 'WATSED'.......... :? :wink:

Well I say I would be irritated.....I don't actually know what 'watsed' is............ :lol: Maybe I would love it if a girl told me she was watsed.................is it ............diiiirty? :shock:

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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:25 pm
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I would be irritated if a teenage girl squeeled that she was 'WATSED'.......... :? :wink:

Well I say I would be irritated.....I don't actually know what 'watsed' is............ :lol: Maybe I would love it if a girl told me she was watsed.................is it ............diiiirty? :shock:



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Post subject: Re: off topic girl advice needed
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:29 pm
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I knw what wasted is.............I am wondering what watsed is................ :roll: :wink:

sigh....no irony with the young uns.............. :wink:

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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:34 pm
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.............I am wondering what watsed is................


Don't wonder to long in that place mate, watsed-fred :shock: ........backs to the wall, edge your way to the door :lol:


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Post subject: Re: off topic girl advice needed
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 9:28 pm
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I would be irritated if a teenage girl squeeled that she was 'WATSED'.......... :? :wink:

Well I say I would be irritated.....I don't actually know what 'watsed' is............ :lol: Maybe I would love it if a girl told me she was watsed.................is it ............diiiirty? :shock:

Y'know, that was a typo, but it kinda works. They try to slur their speech like idiots, so it works.

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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:30 pm
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Hands up if you think we deserve a update by Riley on how this romatic endevovour is playing out!? :wink: :lol: We'll all chip in but we want results....... for you of course!! :lol:



Fine be skirts......you all do but ay!!! :lol: :lol:

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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:36 am
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Post subject: Re: off topic girl advice needed
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:09 am
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Riley- Tell you something.. if you think you're having girl troubles now, you will look back in 15 years time and know this dilemma is small in comparison to what you will experience later on in life with women. You may even have a chuckle to yourself when you get to my age even...

Trust me, at you're age you have everything going for you- so go on, bite the bullet and talk to her.. otherwise you will regret not doing anything at all ;)

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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:18 pm
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Oz he got busted trying to score




:lol: obviously! His probably dated another two by now anyway!! :P

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