Is Shad the past tense?

I thought I met Hendrix in my dreams today but I guess it wasnapperition.

Down to my last Powan myself Ceri, give me a minnow I'm off to the Prawn Shop

Ah well, I won't be crabby about it.

I'll go off for a nice ride with my motorpike and sidecarp instead.

Cheers - C

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Safety advice: Don't angle your legs out of the sidecarp.

No, there'd be no porpoise in doing that.

Cheers - C

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I'm crab at coming up with puns. I guess if I was a Marx I'd be Carpo.

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Rated "M" for meaty.

If I was a yellowfin in a union, I'd probably work for scale.

.....looks like we're netting a whole school of puns. Might I say that you are all a grouper of pun-sharks.

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I Can't Explain

Yeah, well: I guess when guys see a thread like this they feel an uncontrollable urge to fillet.

A-a-a-anyway: I'd like to stay in tonight and watch a movie. Many to choose from:

The Prawn Ultimatum
A Fishful of Dollars
Catfishwoman (starring Halibut Berry)
Desperately Seeking Sushi
The Codfather (starring Marlin Brando)
License to Krill
The Fin Man (he SO wasn't chubby)
Dead Clam (starring Nicole Squidman)
Wild Orca
Turtle Recall
Dace of Thunder
A Plaice in the Sun

and of course

Bring Me the Gilthead of Alfredo Garcia

I've a feeling there may be many more...

Cheers - C

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Gonna need some serious eeling time if we're going to watch all these movies. My fav is license to krill.

Mackerel X - Directed by Pike Lee

Time Cod - Starring Jean-Claude Van Clam



Andy

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Pending Greatness

Wartime drama for me
The Great Escallop
with
Pilchard Attenborough
James Gurnard
Charles Prawnson
Nigel fishStock
Gordon Jack'son
and Steve McQueens motorpike stunt
edit spelling mishake

As Dorothy would say, There's no plaice like home.

Jurassic Carp for me tonight - better pop that pollockprawn!