...in the urban dictionary. They got it right with my name :

http://www.urbandictionary.com/names.php

"michael
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect."


So...what's it say for YOUR names...?

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Being able to play and enjoy music is a gift that's often taken for granted.

Don't leave home without it!

Alain
1. The ultimate definition of male beauty.

Fair I DO like it

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http://www.guitarmotel.com

Yeah, they got me right, that's for sure!

"Dennis
The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's always there for you when you need him and he's someone you can count on. He doesn't know how special of a guy he is. He's like a warm snuggly blanket on a cold winter's night. He's the sexiest, handsomest most gorgeous guy! Anyone who knows him is lucky to have him in their life, I know I am, I'm thankful for him everyday. He's stubborn sometimes, but everyone is. He's the perfect guy to have in your life. Any girl is lucky to be able to call him hers...I love you Dennis!"

In every possible way, I guess!

"dennis
1. n; the onomatopoeic sound effect of bouncing boobs.
2. v; the act of boobs (or the owner of said boobs) creating this sound by bouncing."

Oh, yeah! I couldn't have defined myself better.

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Dennis in CR
Rockin' since 1963

Claude.

The new definition of cool.

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Rated "M" for meaty.

The site was very flattering to Derek,everything from great kisser and lover to very funny with a great body.Modesty prevents me from going through all the accolades that were rained on me.

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'65 Strat,65 Mustang,65 Jaguar,4 more Strats,3 vintage Vox guitars,5 Vox amps,'69 Bassman with a '68 2-15 Bassman cab,36 guitars total-15asst'd amps total,2 vintage '60s Hammond organs & a myriad of effects-with a few rare vintage ones.

but also;

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"reach for the sky and aim for the moon, for if you miss you will end up among the stars"

Zoom MS50G
72 tele dlx RI
2011 standard strat
Blackstar HT-5R
Taylor Big Baby

http://www.youtube.com/user/Almungo/videos?flow=grid&view=0

Matt:
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

Yah, OK ... so what else is new?

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Just think of how awesome a guitar player you could have been by now if you had only spent the last 10 years practicing instead of obsessing over pickups and roasted maple necks.

James

Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.

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Doing the work of three men. . . Larry, Moe & Curly

+1

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Kid: "Hey Smokey! Where did you get your name?"
Smokey the Bear: "Well..."
(former user jimbo612)

Thanks for the tip Mike. I had forgotten how really wonderful I am.
Danny,

"to riley someone is to give them the best lay of their life. to "get a riley" is to be on the receiving end of such a phenomenal sexual act."

well im happy with that

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former user radio_friendly_unit_shifter

It was hard to find a "James" definition that didn't mention the word "$@!&#"

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1984 Squier Contemporary Stratocaster
1986 Peavey Envoy 110
1967 Kingston Acoustic

Tessa, name when a girl is very hot
one,^
from the ancient greek term meaning " one who likes to accessorise"
two^ (oh so true)
A Tessa is an amazing girl. She's always lovable, even when she argues. She always listens, and doesn't complain.
Tessa's are amazing creatures, if you don't know one, you aren't complete.
three^ kinda funny,
Tessa can be very flirty and fun to be around. She's cool to hang around. Also fits in with any group. Always true to her close friends and will never leave them hanging. You can always count on Tessa! She likes to laugh and can seem obnoxious at times, but that's why we love her! <3
^four, TRUE!!

and one my friend said when trying to describe me to someone else,
"Tessa's just Tessa, Tessa can't be explained, she must be experienced"
I like loved it!!

Tessa♥

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"He who hates me hates my Father as well."
John 15:23

Talman Ibanez Inner City-Suizy Q
2002 American-Made Fender Telecaster-Vengence
Fender Hot Rod Deluxe III

My name was mostly used as a body part or body fluid.