There was a sign on the lawn at the Rehab Center saying "KEEP OFF THE GRASS".
----Danny,

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him….. A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

edit: Must point out that I didn't make that one, somebody with a higher intelligence did ^^

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